Yes, and SUX when you mean SEX!! ( :>/

Yes, I had a rather hilarious night in Melbourne for a Sandown motor race meeting one time.

The Kiwi receptionists at John Batman Motel asked me if I would like room SEX, when she was booking the team in.

You know, being young was fun.

Dear Ludwig,

You've just given us a possible solution to
Australia's asylum seeker problem. By utilising
the great migration of New Zealanders to Australia.

To maintain their economic balance in New Zealand
they have to maintain a steady population which
could be assisted by the Australian Government
shipping all the asylum seekers arriving on our
shores to New Zealand to replace the New Zealanders
coming to Australia.

Hi Lexi, where have you been?

Actually it works the other way. NZ lets them in, gives them citizenship, then they move immediately to oz.

I wonder if we will ever learn?

Dear Hassie,

I thought only Samoans and other islanders did that.
I didn't realise that other refugees did.

Where have I been?

Health issues - I'm afraid.

I won't bore you with the details - but if you
know of a good cardiologist in Melbourne, let
me know. I'm not happy with the one I've got.
The strong dosage of medication that I'm on is
really affecting my life-style in a negative way.

Dr Dick Epworth hospital level 6.
What's the matter with Kiwis. They are nice fury animals if you can find one. When Nauru is full, where to then. Can't we give them to the UN, to distribute.
The only plan that had a chance of working is Malaysia, it made cense.