Dearest Lexi, thanks – an excellent demonstration of contrasting the important difference between appearance and substance.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. In the above case me.

I should have noticed your use of the appellation 'Dear 'rather than mentally tripping over 'Chill'. In a season of (how does it go) "Peaceing on the goodwill of all men on earth" I really was mortified that I'd been misapprehended.

Plus, I was slightly annoyed that between Pericles and yourself, I've had to add a Latin to English translator link to my browser toolbar.

also… isn't it sad to think that 98% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name?

Dear WmTrevor,

You Sir, are a Class Act!"

Merry Mistress and a Happy All Year!

cont'd ...

One final joke ...

All About Appearance -

The Yuppie and Yuppette, ever alert to "appearance"
were both very concerned over the girl their son
was dating.

"Son..."

the Father began, "I should think you'd be a little more
particular over the company you keep."

"Dad," the boy replied. "If you're talking about Mitzi,
I'm sorry but she's the best girl I can get with the
car I have."

Oh dear.

ok my search for appearance jokes
http://www.google.com/search?q=appearance+jokes

A woman says to her husband,..‘Our neighbour says I’ve got the skin of an eighteen-year-old girl.’

‘Yeah?’ says the husband. ‘Well give it back.
You’re getting it all wrinkled.’

Boy,..to friend,..‘What do you first notice in a girl?’ Friend,
‘It depends which way she’s facing.’

Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Girl,..to boyfriend,..‘Do you think I’m vain?’
Boyfriend, ‘No. Why do you ask?’
Girl, ‘Because girls..as good-looking as me usually are.’

I have the body of a god – Buddha.

The invisible man
married an invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at.

Time is a great healer,
but a lousy beautician.

Whatever kind of look you were going for,
you missed.

Why do more women pay attention to their appearance..than to improving their minds?

Most men are stupid but few are blind.

You’re dark and handsome.
When it’s dark, you’re handsome.

readers digest

Change in Appearance--Tammy L. Vitulano

While doing renovations in our house,
one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of me wearing makeup and a fancy gown.

I heard him let out a low whistle
and ask my son, Joshua, "Who’s that?"

"That’s my mom," Joshua answered.
"Wow," the man said,.."my mother doesn’t look like that."

"Yeah," my son said,
"well, neither does mine."

MY wife asked me to look at the neighbours car
and fix it...a job that took two days.

Then I discovered the battery was dead
and the starter was shot, so I fixed those too.

Days later I proudly handed the woman her keys saying,
"Now your car is good..for many more miles."

"Thanks," she said.
"All I care is that it runs..long enough
to make it to the dealer.

I’m trading it in tomorrow.

Dear Johan (OUG),

Thanks for the jokes.
Enjoyed them very much.
Will add them to my collection.