"The Dewey Decimal System: 3 decimal places are not enough - a libro-Feminist perspective" doesn't sound very compelling. I think I'll leave it in the rather tatty pile on my left.

Antiseptic,

Try a few simpler titles.
You may enjoy Roald Dahl's
The BFG.

Good Luck.

It's interesting how you two gravitate toward each other.

Delumptious tension..... : )

Dear Poirot,

I'm heartbroken. I wanted to empty the
ocean with a broken ladle and I found
out: mission impossible.

Perhaps you should change your username
pelican,
I'll lower myself to your mentality just for this & might I suggest you change your username to ostrich.

Dear Individual,

You may be interested to know that if you see an
ostrich in your dream - according to one website
on dreams, this suggests that, "you're not facing reality.
You are in denial about something and living in a
world of your own." The website goes on to say that,
"Perhaps there's a situation that you're unwilling
to accept."

Alternatively they say that the ostrich can symbolize
truth and justice. And if you dream about an ostrich
egg - that means rebirth.

Interesting isn't it.