paul...""Imagine the state of affairs in Australia if""

if?
lol
saint david claims it all ready has been
you say what if..when it allways has

apparently..""we allow all the religious crack pot believers""

or the red head dead head athiest pm?

""free to impose their laws and beliefs on all of us.""

mate think of the global warming..CREED
or tghe anti terroists CREED..to make laws

[oh they allready are]

""The fundamentalist bible bashers
would throw out the text books and the new school science course would include zoology based on Noah and his ark,""

mate as previousdly saiod
THEY HAVNT...[religious zeal is now on the athiest foot]

IMAGINE..if they banned the holy texts
imagine if THEY..sent us to re-education gulags..in siberia
[oh they allreadty did]

imagine if the killed us by the million
[oh they allready did...25 million killed on the warsore march alone]

""biology from Adam and Eve.""

thats insane
i know thinking isnt a big thing in athiestic fearmongering
but heck mate lets keep the story consistant...[or cop the next athiest scism]

""Australia would attack the Nation of Niue (population 1400)""
is..narue...the egsample your clariyfying?

""on the grounds they are developing coconuts of mass destruction""

mate that was the neo cons..[ie the new age nutters]
the same nutters that invented el CIArda

not the pope[this time]

On every street corner there would be ATHIESTIC..prophets
delivering the pope dorkins’s message of
“stop it or we’ll MAKE you all go bind!”

in our re-education complex in canbera

""(Our new State Minister for Morality)""

mate i thought you had reason
but its true rule 9
threaten a persons base beliefs
they go nuts

""Oh what a wonderful World it would be,
I can’t wait""

i will resist you with love all the way

clearly there is more that a mild touch
of delusion within the athiestic thesis

the belief you get
when you claim non belief
trusting words over works

Me thinks these believers mush all be Presbyterians, don’t laugh at anything. How do they get their funnies? A bit of self flagellation like Saint Barnabas enjoyed. The following story is not true:
A man is walking home from work, when he sees a small boy in the street with a box of kittens.
"Wow, there's some cute kittens you've got there, son!" Says the man
"Yes, they're Christian kittens" The boy replies
"Aw, that’s sweet"
A week later, the man is walking back from a meeting with his friend, when he sees the same boy with his kittens.
"Judy, go and ask that boy what he's got in that box. He's got the cutest answer" Said the man
Judy walks over to the boy and asks: "Hey, what do you have there? Those kittens are so sweet"
"Yes" Replies the boy "They're Atheist kittens"
"What?" Said the man "Last week you said they were Christian kittens"
"Yeah, but now their eyes are open" Replied the boy

Paul 1405,

The temple of Big Mac is already well established. The golden arches soar majestically into the air like a double-pronged spire all over the world. (more recognisable to children than the Christian cross). Your insides get more than a sprinkling of pink dust from eating that stuff.
Fast food, endless packaging, flustered staff, bells, whistles, cash registers ringing - wow! what a gastronomical experience. It's the perfect metaphor for our rationalist enlightened age - and it shows how thick we really are.

Your whole creative diatribe is an indictment on the lack of balance and insight in first world societies where the pinnacle of experience is usually partaken sitting on our arses imbibing artificially confected crap. Whether it's in our cars, in a classroom, in an office or in our lounge rooms, advance society makes a mockery of our human condition...flab blasters, indeed.

Is that the pinnacle of rationality?

If anyone’s at a loss as to which religion they should follow here is a list of ten to choose from. I’m sure there one there for everyone.

1 Scientology
Among the advanced teachings of Scientology is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy.”

2 Creativity Movement
Formerly known as World Church Of The Creator, it is a white separatist organization that advocates the whites-only religion,

3 Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth (their spelling)
Founded in 1981 by members of Psychic TV devotees.

4 Nation of Yahweh
Their goal is to return African Americans, whom they see as the original Israelites, to Israel.

5 Church of All Worlds
A neo-pagan religion founded in 1962 by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart and his wife Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart.

6 Universe People
Its belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with founder Benda and other “contacters” since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact.

7 Church of the Sub Genius
The church claims to have been founded in the 1950s by the “world’s greatest salesman” J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. “Bob” Dobbs is depicted as a cartoon of a Ward Cleaver-like man smoking a pipe.

8 Prince Philip Movement
A cargo cult of the Yaohnanen tribe on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu. They believe that Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, is a divine being.

9 The Church of Euthanasia
Is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.”

10 Nuwaubianism
Used to refer to the doctrines and teachings of the followers of Dwight York. York is now in prison after having been convicted on money laundering and child molestation charg

Paul1405

you forgot
11. Liberal Rationalism

11. Liberal Rationalism
Squeers too way out for me I'm strictly mainstream, stick to my list a bit of a toss up between the white separatist and the African Americans back to Israel mob. But they all sound so believable.