How about;

FORGO LAVISH WEDDING STOP SEND AUSSIE 80 MILLION FOR PHARMACEUTICAL BENEFITS SCHEME STOP

Unless I turn the TV off for the next week I won't be able to avoid the wedding. Some scenes will be repeated time and time again.

If i want to watch the Swans play I'll have to stay up untill the 11.00pm start, but I would have to do that to watch Wimbelton tennis anyway.

At least it will be better that all the crap that went on over the death of Micheal Jackson. Much better than Blood and guts in the ME. Everyone loves a parade!

Great for the poms tourist industry, they make heaps out of it and gouge heaps out of the Yanks, good on em.

Anyone who watches the Chaser has a mental problem, so that won't be missed.

Other than that they both seem nice people and I wish them well.

It seems this post for the most part is taking option (c) Endeavour to render the RW, uncool or irrelevant, through balanced discussion.

Is their anybody else out there willing to fake their own suicide to avoid the RW ?.

Your attempt to induce a rise from me, gets an Epic Fail Hasbeen. And Pericles, clinical as usual,
you are of course correct, but it does take the edge of the laugh.

And Lexi, please don't let anything I might say, distract from any euphoria you might be experiencing re the RW.
I must admit I was attempting to celebrate my own arrogant disenchantment with the whole damn thing.

Ammonite, Banjo, Rehctub and I will remain as the representatives of the enigmatic position it seems at this point, with option (c) continuing perhaps,

And Jewely, I do concede your sensitivity, as to the imbalance that exists.

im disappointed the chasers
cant find a clever way arround the bbc broadcast

i was planning to boycot the whole darn weeding
would have watched the boys though

i cant see why they cant do their own weeding
there is apparently a walk through of the church on the web
and would enjoy hearing..what they have planned to say

*even if its read to a walk through of an empty church

or dubbed over dians weeding

or like they put those images into football fields
only with the queen etc blanked out

or via say the algezera broadcast
or simulcast on trippleZZZ...while watching the abc

come-on guys your not thinking

there are heaps of options
why waste all that research

[it must have been dynamite if the abc lawyers
ran straight to the system..just to shut you guys down]

dont give us so easy
quiters never win
and winners never quit

its on you tube
how about someone taking notes
and reporting it near live...[by relay]
or by using colages or photoes..or twitters

how hard can it be
they all follow a script
dont say you lot cant fake it

think back to when cricket was reported 'live'..on radio
all done via telegrams...and hitting a pencil on the desk

THINK
WHAT CAN YOU DO
we already know
what they told you you cant do

are you guys sure your even ozzie?

oye oye
get on with it boy..!ssss

In truth I have never watched the chasers.
Could not avoid the rat bag thing in Sydney, but thought it was dangerous and stupid.
However the RW is another thing.
So help me footy after my club meeting tonight.
And duck and weave ,any thing, to avoid the boring rich, air wasting, family.

It is interesting that the Obamas did not even get and invite to the Church ceremony.Apparently Obama refused to bow to the Queen some time ago and then soon after was filmed bowing to the King of Saudi Araba and kissing his hand.Obama is not well liked in Britsh Royal circles.

Let's face it.All Royals are self oppointed parasites.We don't need them.