I agree : watch alternative TV programs or read a book . Pretend absolute lack of knowledge about any royal wedding , if asked about it by royalists , saying that you never watch TV , listen to the radio or read the papers . Tell royalists that you eagerly await hearing about problems in the marriage and the eventual divorce settlement , as no woman could marry this royal dill for any reason except to receive a divorce settlement .

At the risk of taking a triviality seriously, the OP has the wrong end of the stick entirely.

>>With great interest I note," that it is now official that it is in-appropriate ", too lampoon the Royal Wedding as the Chasers might.<<

You (and the Chasers) are completely free to lampoon the Wedding. What you (and the Chasers) are not authorised to do is use the official broadcast as your background.

It is a simple matter of license management. I will allow you a license to use my content, subject to some limitations. One of those limitations is that you do not hold that content up to ridicule.

Which, in any case, doesn't need the skills of the mighty Chaser team. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

the runer is the bleach bottle pm
has strapped on an explosives belt..

juliar..their doing body pat downs

but i suspect she has swallowed them ballon thingies
or got it injected in her thighs and bum..

she is certainly looking a bit lumpy..and acting a bit jumpy
wonder if we will see her being detained
by british cuss-toms

for carrying around too much hair-bleach
in her hand luggage..

and her bumm bag..
[oops sorry..*partner]

i know
we shouldnt joke
its just too funny as it is

wonder how many queens will be going
or how many kings are comming

ahh
the pipers piping
the drumbers humming
the beef eater's eating

young heart beating
a fairy tale..hey look at all the fairies

toffs from the crofts
cant wait till chaser goes the chaser

on ya boys
loud and proud

this marrage in a horse and carrage
oh how do they disparrage and whine

when its only a mar-rage

come on chasers
its time*

Why would you want to do anything at all, Thinker 2 ?

Because whatever you do, other then make yourself feel good, it
won't change a thing.

Fact is the whole Royals story is simple an official circus,
which is highly profitable for Britain. Think of just tourism,
they all go to see the Palace etc. Ten thousand journalists alone
at the wedding, all filming and talking about London, which attracts
even more tourists.

What you have out there are millions of people leading mundane and
boring lives, seeking entertainment. The Royal circus is one of
them, plenty of girls dream of being a princess. Then of course
we have Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, the Beaver kid and all the
rest. All media circuses which entertain the masses and are a great
business for the media, which somehow needs to fill endless hours
of tv shows, every single day, with anything that puts bums on seats.

Then of course we have the football circus, another mass media
circus for another audience...

Its all entertainment for those who bother to tune in.

for runer
read rumour
[sorry thick fingers]

to eager for revenge..
for the wasting of...so much tv news time/money
over a darn weeding..a bleeding right royal weeding

this os the whole bo and hope
destraction..all over again

while palistein starves and burns
and global war and global bankruptcy..looms

its now not feed them cake
its feed them ccc-rap..[media hype]..pr spin
destraction..enter-taint-meant...for the maassses

i guess ol..charlie got it right
'it depends on what your meaning of love...really means'
we now know what he meant..

Dear Thinker 2,

I love Royal Weddings. I love the pomp, the ceremony, the archaic traditions. Therefore I shall be glued to my television watching along with billions of others and wishing this young couple every possible happiness in the world along with the hope that perhaps this time around things for them will be different from the sad history of Prince William's parents. Whether Prince William will ever be able to bring some positive changes to the British monarchy sometime in the future (along the lines of the Danes) who knows? But perhaps this wedding is a step in the right direction. The bride in this case is of his own choosing.