i thought i deserved ist own topic
but grayman dont approve any new topic i put up

so lets list the things govt
didnt get arround to telling us about
*over the past week..

while we were living
in media driven fairy tale heaven
[or the real news free zone]

and if ya still think even our govt isnt in a mess
in the excitment of the rot royal mar-rage
our treausuror revealed

""the biggest govt debt ever..""

so much for sur-plus
its currently slurp puss you taxable peons
having to pay ever more taxes to pay govt debt off

just*yesterday
while the media was suitably distracted
with royal pr and missoginist photo call proto-cull of the really important news

oh well
they know us too well
if its not the media driven 'star' cults
its the sports obsessed media driven sport nutters[cult]

fed us pap..and cooking show's
god knows we all need to obsess..on food
we arnt near fat [obese]..enough yet...

let them fixate on cooking shows
food for the body in lue of food for the brain

at least the topic is taking a breath[ohh ahh]..but no cigar
and the skinny bride can finally eat some real meat
cant beat a right royal misscarrage marrage
and the true intelligensa disparrage

eat drink and be merry
next years destraction will be harry
and the one ill will be will

Well I confess I had to watch the big entrance of Kate Middleton into the Abbey and to see the dress. I loved the dress, it was perfectly feminine with soft, flowing but simple classic lines - and thankfully it was not one of those fluffy puffy frothy type of frocks.

Then we watched a DVD because there was not much choice to be had on the TV, so I missed the balcony kiss, but there are more than enough photos today to make up for it.

Hubby and daughter did think I was letting the team down a bit. :(

OUG,

All cultures use pomp and celebration for the same reasons.
It's a pulling together of the people. It's ceremony, ritual, jubilation and plain old merry making.

Of course, in consumer societies it's also an opportunity for a lot of people to make a lot of money from souvenirs and media spin.

The perennial analyst in me couldn't help comparing the "hat" situation between the plebs on the streets and ones in the cathedral. Those in the cathedral would have been designed mainly by British milliners...but I'm supposing that the plastic Union Jack-bedecked ones lining the avenues were probably made in China - as was most of the other plastic frippery.

I was also intrigued to see a procession of mini-vans transporting the royal overflow from the palace to the cathedral.

Interesting....

Pelican

I have to confess I got hooked into watching until the exchanging of vows - I was watching the 7PM Project as I knew they would add some levity to the proceedings and then I got caught up in the spectacle. Yes, Kate looked stunning, her dress was perfect, Wills looked striking and like a man in love.

I missed the balcony kiss, the carriages and all that, because I felt I had betrayed my republic beliefs enough already.

I wish Will and Kate the very best for the future same as I would for any couple.

Then I got stuck into my Peter Straub novel - wanted something a bit lowbrow than literary.

in forgetting what day it was
i caught up with the right royal destraction

yes cathrine[not kate]..looked devine
ok pretty annorexic looking..but all brides look thin
william looked annimic[pale and sickly]..so he might well be ill
[sorry kate...opps cathy]

i would recomend prospective grooms catch a bit of sun in the week before getting married[dont like the spray on tan..except where the bride is wearing a low cut bosum/bod-ice?

i liked the suggestion of nipple's
sewn into the brides attire..and the modest length of the brides train

the white brides maids[hostess attendants]
..was a revolutionary touch..and the serving of pate'
in lue of a hundred dollar..a plate meal..also is a trend worth addopting

i didnt like the murded maples
[why if her coat of arms is three acorns
would she seek the murder...of innocent maple trees]

far better would have been some sprouting oak trees..!

that could have been planted in a wedding memorial garden[for-rest]
of extreem spiritual strength and memorium..of what is presumed to be an important day

i will say i saw the hint of a baby lump

but that might be related to the puffy nipple design[of her dress]
[it is hoped pregnant brides dont starve them selves..as its bad for the kid]

anyhow the sydney morning herald has some great takes on the whole monarchy thing[worthy of a new topic]..but as for the nuptuals..

been there
seen the replays
no doudt will see many more over the next few days

so now lets get back to the other news
like how the 'cloud' has lost vast ammounts of peoples data
or the state of govt debt..or the flotilla on its way to gaza...

or that topic about the cost of refugees being put up in 5 star digs..and the other what was the other one

what was that..really important news
oh well i guess that... will survive..till tomorrow

Catherine goes to the Queen asks how may she please her.The Queen replies that there are two simple rules.

Queen,"Rule number one is that you must never cross me or bring shame upon the Royal Family.
Catherine,"What's the second rule?"
Queen,"Rule number two is that if you do break rule No.1,you must always wear a seat belt."