“never found one that goes further than half way"

Well hello OUG. ;)

BBC evil feminist plot to create low self esteem in men - condom size. Has to be a feminist plot after all men NEVER try to intimidate other men do they?

Here's a guide:

If your dick is so huge it won't fit anything smaller than a whale's vagina - its too big, but you could make a fortune doing bestiality porn.

If your dick is so small, gerbils fall about laughing; well best to learn the many and varied ways of having sex.

Steven,
Great post to lighten the mood.

Reminds me of the bloke who picked up a girl in a bar, and when they got to the hotel room and prepared for bed, she laughed at him and said "Who do you think you can satisfy with that little thing?"

He replied "Me"

A few years back OLO poster Severin gave a link to an article about a research project, at a Uni, to determine why a human penis was shaped the way it is. They used various dildoes and artificial vaginas and heaps of artificial semen, made from flour and water.

The findings were that the penis works like a extraction pump and effectively removes the deposited semen from previous encounter. It seems group sex goes back a long time.

Bet the students had a lot of fun doing that research.High attendance at class.

Hi Banjo

Here is a link to an interesting collection of penises.

http://www.sciencephoto.com/features/1128-Insect-sex.pdf

>>…the male flea has probably the most complex penis in the whole of the animal kingdom.

Curled inside the male flea is a very long but, at only one hundredth of a millimeter wide, incredibly thin penis. This complicated structure has to transfer the sperm into the female. So it’s no wonder mating can take up to several hours. All the while, the female will try her best to escape. This is where special bristles on the male genitals, known as ‘feathers’, come into action. These bristles gently stroke the female’s sensilium, a sensitive organ located on the abdomen, and subdues her. It doesn’t always work, and whenever a female tries to run away, the male will suffer the indignity of being pulled backwards by the penis until he can eventually extract it.>>

I bet they find it difficult to find condoms that fit.

Have you ever noticed how some creatures get locked together for a period after the moment of truth?

We have a big windbreak along the southern side of the house paddock, with some bird families nesting there.

This year the pair of Kookaburras must have become over excited, & rather clumsy. Hearing some crashing noises, I looked out in time to see them, locked together, bouncing from branch to branch all the way to the ground from about 35 ft up. Luckily, with plenty of rain, there was lots of foliage.

They landed with a thump I heard from 30 metres away. I did not rush over, & 10 minutes later I saw them sitting on a lower branch, some distance apart, looking a little unhappy.

I think that was one encounter that provided more bang than desired.