That is some humour, albeit ill-humour you have there CJ.

You need to lighten up, it is only a game.

Here you are, it only took a split second for Google to find a current scandal involving soccer players and a teenage girl. The under-age bit is not so nice.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7615113/Franck-Ribery-football-scandal-prostitute-breaks-her-silence.html

Yeah, a barrel of laughs Cornflower. What a poisonous old sourpuss you are.

My own fault for responding in kind to your gratuitous remark about homoeroticism, I guess.

Haven't you got a scrum to watch?

Now, now you two...I'll give you both a red card...lol

If you two are having a pretend fight about a pretend game...I'll bring a pretend stretcher with me just in case a pretend injury occurs...lol I even have a pretend first aid kit...lol

CJ... It was only one player that I heard of whose digit caused him to go to the dark side...lmao

OMG Hoppa nearly lost a finger...lol

I'm also not thrilled with Rugby League, and all codes have had their fair share of scoundrels so I wouldn't lay that at any one codes door.

I can't stand Rugby Union...seems like a rolling brawl rather than a rolling maul (or however you spell it).

And any game that causes players to have cauliflower ears has to be questioned...lol The way some of their ears are chewed up they could be called broccoli ears...lol

Now of coarse Australia can support all codes, but I do think that Aussie Rules, being our own game, should be the one we support most.

Call me a patriotic fool...lol

OMG Severin... I actually went to that You Tube video...I hope the Government adds that to it's blacklist...lol

It is lovely to see that you are supportive of your friend and that you will be there for Celivia when the good teams dejuice how to defeat the orange stains...lol

This is your roving correspondent...signing off...

"Haven't you got a scrum to watch?"
Too funny! Must remember that one!

Hehehehe Opi, are there any red cards left then? I thought they'd all been given out already to people like Kewell. None left for Holland either, lol.

Very kind of Severin to support the orange stains! I think I will life support if the orange stains lose! Twenty minutes to go- time to pour some wine!
If they win, it's a double celebration- my birthday starts at midnight!
Cheers, here's a drink on the house... orange juice of course!

No scrums in AFL. Goodness, now even CJ knows!

Apologies to all; I'm a sports dunce so I can't add anything to the discussion.

Just wanted to say though that the Utubes of the theatrics were hilarious. Funniest carry on I've watched in ages. Almost enough to make me an interested spectator on a regular basis.

Here's one in return:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7aHuMqVu5M&feature=fvw