Opinionated2

>> I don't charge much for Anthem writing...lol >>

You are very wise.

Boom boom

Opinionated2 - you are so cruel that I'm "severin" our nascent friendship.

And football's already an Olympic sport in its own right, separate to diving. So there :P

I've heard that there's no room for AFL at the Olympics, owing to the fact that ping pong is already represented - besides which, nobody outside Australia's heard of it.

Nernernernerner.

Ptweeet, penalty! Round ball players have now added yet another excuse for a penalty - it is the ball's fault ref!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8743207.stm

But of course that miss from the wild flailing boot from forty metres out would have to be the ball's fault. No wonder round ball players always look so astonished and put out when they miss by the width of a cricket pitch. To think that the uninitiated might have put those shocked 'I was done out of a goal' frowns down to the theatrics of the game.

Ptweeeeet, penalty, show that ball a yellow card.

:-(

Snide

CF

http://www.ehow.com/how_4715117_develop-sense-humor.html

Severin,

Dear, there is no sense in sitting there with you puss as long as a Lurgan spade because the truth is out and no less a player than Emile Heskey disagrees with you. It was the ball's fault and that is that. Emile added that anyway, the goalie had been 'lucky' to stop his ball. Hey, that is proof in anyone's language.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1286318/Emile-Heskey-blames-Jabulani-ball-horror-miss-USA.html

Plainly any ball that goes in is skill, whereas misses are errant balls that are obviously poorly designed. It must be one of those shape-shifting Zymel balls, alienus shapus changeri. CJ has boasted (not in itself unusual for CJ) that he was rather good at it, make that "quite" good at it and it is surprising he didn't pick it.

CF

You didn't check my link did you?