From the truth is stranger than fiction file -
I wasn't sure whether this one belonged on the Mohammed thread or this one:
Mohammed taught his followers how to get around the prohibition of unrelated men being near womenfolk.
By sucking on their breasts!
This would establish a maternal relationship between the woman and the man so that he notionally becomes her foster child.
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/hadith/muslim/008.smt.html
Sahih Muslim, book 008, number 3425,6&7.
You couldn't make this stuff up!
Maybe some brave OLO posters might try this when next they meet a Muslim woman and let us all know how it went!

Look..here are 40% of my boobs... NO..NOT YOU! they are there for mr "right".....

...time passes.

(nice looking man walks by)

Look..here are 45% of my boobs...YES..YOU!

Man stops.. engages in chit chat... (skilfully avoiding direct staring)

In his mind he is thinking "Hmmm..she is hot..and must be easy for showing off her bits like that"...but he takes the 'cunning' route and asks

"So...what are your interests?".....and she thinks "wooooo..he is intersted in me as a PERSON"....

He thinks "aaaaah..I've GOT her now"

He asks here out..and they have a nice dinner..lots of conversation about many topics.... she is drawn to him because he isn't just on about 'sex'.....

He takes her home.. she rewards him with "would you like to come up for some coffee?"

They conclude the evening with a good romp...

In the morning she is thinking "Wow.. I've managed to get into a great relationship with a really hot guy who just thinks of me as a person"

He leaves..

She says "Call me..k".......

Last she ever hears.

Cleavage is fashionable again, it was too in Jane Austen's time.

What a funny thing we make of boobs, just two bits of fatty cellular appendages that stick out a bit.

In some tribes breasts are just milk containers for the young and women go around naked on the top. In Western culture breasts took on a more sexual emphasis.

Look or don't look, it doesn't matter, however discretion is always considered more gentlemanly.

If we all walked around naked as we did in primitive times (when weather permitted) were men thinking about boobs?

I though Yabby would come up with a biological imperative on this one - like the natural proclivities to procreate or something like that. :)

Foxy ,
Good work with the Bumper Stickers .
I liked no.2.

It would go well next to my little sticker contribution to better mens health, "HEY,don't tempt Fate,check your Prostate, Mate !!"
[Actually I have still to get a men's health promoter for this one !]

While watching my daughter's final wedding gown preparations seconds before the wedding, it was interesting to see her decide she needed a bit more "uplift " just to make everything just that little bit more perfect.

She didn't need it - but I guess that's what girls think about .

Dear kartiya jim,

We've got a family friend who's a prostrate
cancer survivor. Many people may not
realise that the number of men that die from
this type of cancer each year - equals that of women dying
from breast cancer. The sooner that people become
aware of the risks involved and have themselves
tested - the better. Early testing just may save
their life.

I bet that your daughter looked perfect on her
wedding day. And I can understand her wanting
the right bra to achieve the perfect shape.
It's all part of the "feminine mystique,"
isn't it? I suspect that I first attracted my
husband's attention with my low-cut cleavage.
Although he claims it was my eyes and long legs
that attracted him. Nice man!

Posted by Foxy http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=3664#88260

"You may be interested to know
that Dr Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist claims that just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female (such as Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson) is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics
workout.

The New England Journal of Medicine and German research, states that men staring at women's breasts do in fact prolong their lives by years."

Those findings seem like the male equivalent of women finding out that chocolate can be good for you.

I'm so looking forward to the public health campaign based around that but then had the scary thought that Rudd might put Julia Gillard in charge of running it or worse yet try to do so himself. Really they probably should bring Bob Hawke out of retirement to run that campaign.

So for all those women who though that men did not look after their health, we so do. For those women looking for something extra you can do to help the community, the answer is right there in front of you.

R0bert