>>>Imperial America and imperial Israel both threaten world peace and need to be put in their place.<<<

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA You clowns realize we've been at war for the last 7 years. Al Qaeda has been letting for bombs left, right and centre, and more countries are in conflict, than not. That's the world peace they're threatening?.

I love how in your reality Lebanon, Syria, Iran, and Hamas and Co. are the peace loving hippies. You guys need to get out more.

Arjay,

Everyone knows that the CIA controls the world via satellite rays beamed directly into your skull.

A aluminium foil hat would help shield them and let people know that you are the only clear thinker and that everyone else is just being controlled.

OF COURSE ISRAEL CONTROLS THE USA!

Democritus is being ingenuous in pretending not to notice. Either that or he is part of the nefarious Zionist conspiracy.

But the real question is this:

WHO CONTROLS ISRAEL?

After many years of research I have managed to identify the current controller of Israel. See:

http://www.comcast.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/About/PressRoom/Images/LogoAndMediaLibrary/Photography/CableNetworks/Noddy2.jpg

I have recieved credible and reliable information (*taps side of nose conspiratorially* *winks to confirm authenticity*), that an aluminium foil hat will only stop a percentage of the mind-control beams transmitted by both the CIA and Mossad. To fully insulate against the beams, it makes more sense to make a hat from lead roof flashing. Alternatively, a motorcycle helmet covered in fridge magnets affords a reasonable level of protection, but is very difficult to swim in.

Who controls Israel? A mob of crazies who think they are the Children of some mythical God and that they are entitled to do whatever they like including nuking Iran!

If that doesn't concern you, then you obviously think the earth is flat!

P.S. The 'foil hat' image made me laugh. Thanks.

Arjay, paranoia is not a good way to relate to the rest of the world. The violent projection fantasies of the media and governments in the Middle East are sadly twisted to conceal that they repeatedly tried to exterminate the Jews, and failed every time. It seems they use their language to twist events to a 'reality' that suits their self-image, but is not helping to act rationally.

We laughed at Comical Ali, and we ought to laugh at you Arjay.