Throttling down the highway with my daughter aside,the music is grand but then comes the punctuated plethora of nasal ads attacking my masculinity.

Will I suffer per-mature destination at the juncture of this inference? The smirk was bad enough,but really daughter,I surmise
silently,"You may not have existed,had the moment not been so pressing!"

Has secret women business betrayed us in the name of lustful longevity? So now we have nasal interruptus fracturing the path of our sysnapses,separating expectation and duty.Duty of care? Nay! Duty to the the great god of doing anything better and longer.Duty to the collective consciousness of the trendoid media mogels.

The corporate invasion of my nasalways is threatening to fleece my wallet.No; I won't cop you later! Now is the moment,since I'll never let that corporate leverage beat my impotence!

A little humour on the topic.

I had an older guy in my shop the other day and we were talking about the ‘is your man a two minute noodle man’ ad.

His reply was “I love it, I have sex and my noodles are still warm”.

I thought it was a crack up!

Just stirring the pot rehctub.Thought I might stir a few feminists.I'm just really over these stupid nasal spray ads.Surely they can be a lot more subtle and creative and still get their message across? They are implying that we all should be marathon men and women.Well many of us need our sleep so we can work to afford the products they are flogging.

They are trying to embarass and goad men into using their product.If the same tactics were used on women or racial minority group,you'd never hear the end of it.

Dear Arjay,

Talking about ads with the 'cringe' factor...

Have you seen the one for women that
features a 'beaver?' (for care 'down there.').

It seems that good taste is not the primary
objective of ads - no matter at which gender
they're directed.

Arjay, I too hate the new nasal spray technology directed at poor guys who never get there, or get there too early! The only ones that seem to win in these situations are the drug companies.

However, I very much doubt if it is the feminists driving this new technology Arjay. Most of us women look forward to when things 'start to slow down a little' as we age.

Having the men continue on at full speed when the women are ready to naturally slow things down is not always desirable!

Maybe this new technology is driven by mens groups wanting to recapture their youthful enthusiasm with younger women?

My cardiologist told me the nasal spray does not work and it is more a scam, designed to break the ice and get you in the door to try the "injections" as the next (more expensive) step.

I must admit as I push relentlessly toward the big 60, my "stamina" has had a revival, largely due to my new fiance, soon to be my wife...

She does what viagra and so many other things fail to do because.... as my cardio said.. most of the "problem" is actually in the head....