Dear Hasbeen,

You actually made me spill my coffee - reading
that little ditty you posted!

Absolutely loved it!

I actually wrote it down
and added it to my collection
of quotes.

Thank You!

"Who'd have thought that a skirt
could be delightful.
Ah, but with a mini my dears,
It's the bending over -
That proves to be so insightful!"

I'm glad you liked it Foxy.

Reading yours, I think it's probably a good thing that the G string, or is it a thong, had not become as popular as it is today. Our roads would have been a really dangerous place, if they had.

G'Day All; I adree with both your verses & liked both you "rats". All the best. Dave.

Hey Foxy, my granddad who was a gentleman… he owned some motels down Te Anua (bottom on the left of South Island) and when the mini skirt came in he went around all the units and screwed wooden blocks to the bottom of all the chairs and sofas so that you couldn’t see the women’s knickers when they sat down.

Eww Hasbeen, bad visuals. What was a mother hubbard? What are step-ins?

DWG, back on the meds baby.

And I need help with something and this thread seems less serious.

My son turns 19 on Saturday and I do not have a clue what to get a 19 year old boy... yes he already has a girlfriend.

He works full time in IT. He loves is car (nah don't know what it is). And his dog (cattle x boarder collie).

Anyone had a present they gave their young men that was a real favourite?

Piper

Maybe a voucher for something adrenalin inducing; like bungee-jumping, parachuting, para-sailing, advanced driving skills course, diving with sharks (under supervision of course). Into team sports? Membership with his fave team, season ticket, set of weights. If you really want to spend some dosh; flying lessons.

Maxi

On topic, as women we have had to turn our violated gaze from many a beer-gut, so if you're having issues with the pot bellette (very clever BTW) NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!

Hasbeen - you are sounding more like a "neverwas".

Foxy - re your response to Hasbeen - eeeeuuuw!

Now come on girls, be daring!

Try a short skirt and no knickers :)