Har har har GOOD one Fractelle!

Btw here's something that sounds familiar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiUEt54pt3s

Pynchme

That was a brilliant summary of this entire thread.

Cheers to you, m'dear!

Yes, great vids indeed, and very apposite.

"Some great twat, blubbering away..."

Now who does that remind me of?

Another NRL high-flyer headed for a corporate boardroom?

<< Greg Inglis charged with assault

Representative rugby league star Greg Inglis has been charged with assault.

The 22-year-old Melbourne, Queensland and Kangaroos player was arrested by Victorian police at midday today.

He has been released on bail and will face court again on Wednesday on charges of unlawful assault and recklessly causing injury. >>

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/10/2651737.htm

Still waiting to hear about all the corporate high-flyers who formerly played Thugby League at a high level...

R0bert:”We may have to disagree but I don't get why Antiseptic rates such ire compared to others nor do I see the abuse being as one sided as other do…” http://forum.onlineopinion.com.au/thread.asp?discussion=2970&page=12

Some absolute Antigems from his record breaking thread (and I only got halfway through):

I'll happily send you a pair of used undies to sniff while you're doing it if you give me your address. I'll even guarantee skidmarks. It's the least I can do for such a devoted fan.

Now, off you go dear, you'll have to join the rear of the conga line now, there are lots of suckholes already ahead of you. Do try to keep up, won't you?

Now, do try to keep up dear. Shake the Pomeranian off your leg and take that scowl off your face. He'd be happily humping a chair leg if you weren't so slow.

Yes, dear, we know, you feel rejected and hurt. Do try to get over it, I'm sure it's not the first knock-back you've received.

Keep dancing, little sock, or the Pomeranian will be on you like a shot - hump, hump, hump.

Why do you hate footballers so much, little fella? Were you one of those kids who no one wanted on their side? It must have been crushing to always get picked last, eh?

For the record, I have never been "battered", nor have I "battered" anyone. Off you go and give the missus another touch-up and pretend she's antiseptic. Has she recovered from the last one yet, poor thing?

What a bunch of lightweight, obsessive pissants. In 2 days I've not posted, yet almost every post is about little old me.

Trying to have a discussion on this site is like trying to fly a kite downwind from the sewerage plant - it can be done but it takes a strong stomach.

When do you plan to stop beating your wife? Has she recovered from the last little "instructional touch-up" you gave her? What about your poor kids? Fancy having to put up with you doing what you do to them, it's disgusting.

Thanks for that Jewels. It's nice to be reminded how well one has captured the essence of one's interlocutors.

My only regret is that I've not yet captured in print the peculiar smell of old socks and fresh faeces that seems to pervade the place whenever the Pomeranian appears. I'll keep working on it.