Well dog nabit, Leroy - I done tole you we waz in trouble the day y'all bought Elly-May them shoes and she just walked plum-dang straight outta th'kitchen! Now I gotta go ketch m'self a sheep an' put that evvy-looshun thing t'tha test: - breed meself a whole new speeshies.

Well, gol darnitt I'd says summat but they dun took the words out of me mouf.

Aww lordie me Ma Kettle……….Y’know them folks who wuz telling us that we wuz bein left outta the human race coz we lives so far from the sh!tty…. uhm… ah city.

< Yair Pa.

Weeyell dog nabit, them folks is now sayin that we is all goin ekstink.

[long pause]

< Yuv always stunk Pa.

[another long pause]

Oow….oh…..thats alrite then.

Er um ah I er Think I'm at the wrong address...I was looking for the
Theosophical reading room instead I appear to have stumbled into a back woods Mensa meeting....Strike me lucky...er sorry? :-o

Any more disgusting stereotypes of men?

>>Any more disgusting stereotypes of men?<<

Keep yer hair on honey. Just some harmless jocularity. Think of it as akin to bimbo jokes, blonde jokes, mother in law jokes.

Anyway, it's turned into a yokel thread. They make girl yokels too you know.