If ever one needed proof that humour is subjective, I guess that's it.

I think

Game, set and Match to PaulL

Congratulations Paul..

and Bugsy "If ever one needed proof that humour is subjective, I guess that's it. "

true

but

Under the capitalist system you get to make your subjective choice.

Under the socialist system, the government decides it for you.....

This reminds me of a poster I used to have. It predates the internet, and so with all things, the internet has expanded and changed it quite bit.

The two cows theory of government:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The State takes one and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The State takes both and milks one, shoots the other and throws the milk away.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Col Rouge and Paul L.

Just for you guys, because I know we don't have a sense of humour.

Q: What does a rightist and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What has an asshole at each end, is five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A rightist protest parade.

Q: What is the difference between a rightist and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: Who was the first rightist?
A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Q: How many rightist does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Q: How many rightists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One rightist and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Q: How do you confuse a rightist?
A: You don’t, they are born that way

Q: What’s the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a rightist?
A: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jackass with an onion?
A: A whinny rightist.

Q: How is being at a rightist convention different from being at the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don’t beg and whine at you.

Q: How many rightists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it.

Q: What is a Conservative’s primary “feeling?”
A: Envy.

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Pathetic jokes are pathetic

True Steel, but some people still just love watching black and white movies of Jewish clowns slapping each other and poking each others eyes out.

Everyone has a choice of course, it's entirely subjective. But not even Socialists could make you enjoy that kind of thing unless you chose it for yourself.

Porkycrap: << Socialist (sic) are:

-hateful
-spiteful
-resentful
-nasty
-mean.... >>

Hey, I didn't know Porky, Humpty and the Dog Butcher were socialists!

(But they'd have to be Trots, if they were).