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Some dog owners...make me...

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Speaking about dogs... My neighbours have 2 labs.. one hates me the other loves me. The one which hates me does so because I hunt it out of my shed when it comes to eat Pus's food ! grrr...

The other day I had an interesting experience with these neighbours.
They have 3 very exhuberant and naughty children... around 6 to 12 in age.

We all went out for a picnic up on the bush. After a while, our family decided to go home, and they wished to remain and enjoy the pristine wilderness.
After driving for some time in the Station wagon we decided to stop and get some refreshment at a shop.. I needed to get something from the back of the station wagon and when I opened up the back door.. SHOCK HORROR .. there were 3 KIDS! The neighbours kids!- all scrunched up together and hiding..and as they saw me..they all developed the cheekiest grins you can imagine.
I shrieked at them.. what the HECK is this all about ? stowing away like this.. ur parents must be having 10 coronaries and 20 heart attacks not to mention wondering about ME... Nowwww we have to drive BACK to the picnic place and drop you all off there!

Then..they all scrambled out and started running around playfully.. I threatened them :) "Get BACK in that car NOWWWWWWW orrrr.... 1...... 2....... 3! (gives one a slap on the leg...now GET in there! *fuming*)

Finally.. they are all back in the station wagon... and then.....

then....

I woke up :)
Posted by Polycarp, Thursday, 18 September 2008 7:58:17 AM
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Porky: << gives one a slap on the leg... >>

What is it with these fantasies of violence? First Col imagining "butchering" a dog, now Porky dreaming about slapping his neighbour's child.

May I also say that I think that "Pus" is a terrible name for a cat.
Posted by CJ Morgan, Thursday, 18 September 2008 3:43:16 PM
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Are you sure it's a cat? It could be a family member.
Posted by Bugsy, Thursday, 18 September 2008 4:34:31 PM
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I see Buggles and CJ are up to their usual par :)

had to see the reaction to that dream b4 I go out 2night..

I thought Pericles would have jumped in on that one.. or at least Dr Veronika.... *mutter mutter*....

see u all later.
Posted by Polycarp, Thursday, 18 September 2008 5:27:37 PM
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