A hard post number is also useful in that you can remember the number of posts the last time you looked at a particular thread and can skim down to that point the next time you get on.

In fact, maybe one day the software will be smart enough to remember how long it was when you last looked (say 90 posts) and have an option to put you straight to post 91, say.

“Nah Ludwig, you don't get out of it that easily. That was a freudian slip, mate. Only respect for Godwin's Law prevents me from elaborating. But you know what I mean. And don't offer any aryan fairy explanations in attempt to minimize this gross breach of your cover!”

Waa waa whaaat the….?? (:>0

Maybe I’m extrraorrdinarily dumb but you’ve got me totally phlummoxed Gumpppy. Phlummoxed as a dumb ox!

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Yes, numbered posts sounds like a good idearr.

'Hard'-numbered posts that is.

"idearr"!

Unt zere you go again, Herr Ludvig!

Mistake after mistake after mistake!

Vot you sink? Ve are all stupidt or sumpzink!

Vell you are aboudt to find oudt ve are vinnisht viss takink all zis rubbish vrom u!

u vill now haff your vingernails pullt oudt vun by vun until you kan zink unt tell us vot iss der qvestion ve vont der anzvver to!

Butt ish vill giff u ein klue, u misserabl botanistische buschtukkerluffer. In vakt ish vill giff u 6 kluehs.

"fascilities"

fascii

Fascisti

Mussolini

Axistii

Nazi

Godwinista

Ven u goink to get kontrol ov yohr spellink? Huh?

I tell u, der Postfuhrer hass hadd ein guttfull of alle ov your exkuses.

Stahrt gettink it right, virst time unt alle der time.

Vot in himmel ist der problem mitt u kieboord? Czech itt oudt, schnell.

Vot ist der problemm? Iss it leich hardt, or sumpzink?

Gett ze akt togezer, Herr Ludvig, or u vill find ve are not kalled der Geheime Postpolizei for nussink!

Oh der stoß! Ludwig ist gazumpped gewesen!! Sein faul roter underbelly ist ausgestellt worden!!

Dieser verstohlene und sehr grumpische Geheime Postpolizei Gumpp hat die scharade durchbrochen.

Ich fühle mich, als ob ich gegen eine wand gebracht und mit einer salve von maschinen pistole 43 geschossen worden bin. Ooh das scham das scham…..oww!!

Int uther verds;

Oh the shock! Ludwig has been Gazumpped!! His red underbelly has been exposed!!

That sneaky and very grumpy Geheime Postpolizei Gumpp has broken through the charade.

I feel as though I have been put against a wall and shot with a volley of Maschinen Pistole 43's. Oh the shame the shame!