Forget house prices, forget rents, forget interest rates, forget the cost of living, forget the price of petrol, even forget Trumpy's war in the Middle East. Those issues are of no concern to the average Aussie Battler doing it tough in hard times, when there ia a more pressing issue at hand. The single issue that all the pollies, jurno's, voters, and hot chicks doing pod casts are transfixed on, the one and only issue of concern, is, the size of the Japanese PM's Melons (p/s She's a woman)! Yep, a pair of oversized, overinflated Melons! As gifted to our very own Lucky Albo, Angus was outraged, and Barnaby wishes it was him gifted those Melons. When it was expected that the Melons had seen better days, and were by then out of sight and out of mind, up pops the Lovely Nikki with her Bush Deep Podcast, asking pointed question of Lucky Albo about Ms Takaichi's Melons. The ever obliging Albo goes into raptures having a deep, meaningful and very descriptive discussion about said Melons, which Lovely Nikki seemed most interested in! Ms Takaichi's Melons may now be history in the political cycle, but they were a short lived distraction for the Aussie Battlers from house prices, rents, interest rates, the cost of living, petrol prices and Trumpy's war in the Middle East. Now its back to the everyday reality of life, at least until Albo, or some other dumb pollie sticks their foot in it once more, for yet another much needed distraction from you guessed it... Melongate!

Yep, storm in a tea-cup (or "b" cup!).

Still, a PM who had any reverence for the office would have declined to play the stupid 'influencer' game.

A shame we haven't got a PM like that. Appealing to potential teenage voters was/is much more important than being the adult in the room.

yep, let's agree the PM acted as a sexist pig and the pitiful mean girls in labor/Greens are just power hungry dei picks willing to throw women under a bus. They do support murdering unborn kids to birth so no bar could be lower. Now we can move on.

Yeah, a smutty tit joke about the leader of a major trading partner in the public arena from Melonhead Magoo is what I'd expect, but it's the compulsive lying and denial from the fellow that wears thin. Unfortunately his acumen for his job as PM is no better.

Ah! Going on the Deep Bush podcast with Nikki Osborne, didn't Albo know he was on a hiding to nothing! As for the "gift" of a pair of melons, who gives a couple of $2 Rockies as a gift? Where did Takaichi pick up her pair of melons, from Fred's Fruit Shop on her way over to The Lodge! AND what did Albo, give Takaichi in return? A big Yellow Banana off his sideboard! Albo was going to give Takaichi a packet of Smarties, but he ate em' the night before watching his beloved Bunnies getting
a thrashing! If only he had known!

Are we going to do this, alright...
If you won't post the video Fester I guess I'll have to.

Magoo. The melon head that keeps on giving. Anthony Albanese
http://youtu.be/JrlWy7DZGLI