Forget house prices, forget rents, forget interest rates, forget the cost of living, forget the price of petrol, even forget Trumpy's war in the Middle East. Those issues are of no concern to the average Aussie Battler doing it tough in hard times, when there ia a more pressing issue at hand. The single issue that all the pollies, jurno's, voters, and hot chicks doing pod casts are transfixed on, the one and only issue of concern, is, the size of the Japanese PM's Melons (p/s She's a woman)! Yep, a pair of oversized, overinflated Melons! As gifted to our very own Lucky Albo, Angus was outraged, and Barnaby wishes it was him gifted those Melons. When it was expected that the Melons had seen better days, and were by then out of sight and out of mind, up pops the Lovely Nikki with her Bush Deep Podcast, asking pointed question of Lucky Albo about Ms Takaichi's Melons. The ever obliging Albo goes into raptures having a deep, meaningful and very descriptive discussion about said Melons, which Lovely Nikki seemed most interested in! Ms Takaichi's Melons may now be history in the political cycle, but they were a short lived distraction for the Aussie Battlers from house prices, rents, interest rates, the cost of living, petrol prices and Trumpy's war in the Middle East. Now its back to the everyday reality of life, at least until Albo, or some other dumb pollie sticks their foot in it once more, for yet another much needed distraction from you guessed it... Melongate!

Yep, storm in a tea-cup (or "b" cup!).

Still, a PM who had any reverence for the office would have declined to play the stupid 'influencer' game.

A shame we haven't got a PM like that. Appealing to potential teenage voters was/is much more important than being the adult in the room.

yep, let's agree the PM acted as a sexist pig and the pitiful mean girls in labor/Greens are just power hungry dei picks willing to throw women under a bus. They do support murdering unborn kids to birth so no bar could be lower. Now we can move on.