Dear Col Rouge

My hearty congratulations on your recent nuptials to Porkabell - truly a vision of loveliness and what a pity she resisted the proscuito and asparagus canapes - truly delicious!

And I believe Margaret dearest was unable to attend the festivities due to the fact she's lost her marbles. Nevertheless, I'm sure she has you in her heart just like she has her other dear friend, mass murderer, kidnapper and fraudster, Mr Pinochet!

Please now take heed of Porkabell's good advice and keep both hands on the keyboard - there's a good fella!

Are you guys f@cking serious? Grow up. You sound like prepubescent girls

Oh, don't spoil it now, Paul.L. I want to see if either combatant can top the "coagulated slime" comment.

OLO should have a forum just for this.

dickie, Is Paul Col's Rent boy? He's being awfully defensive for someone not even invited into this discussion!

Oh, and I managed to track down a snap of the wedding night - lipstick being carefully inserted!

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc186/quadgod72/PigFucker.jpg

Rainier “someone not even invited into this discussion!”

I did not realize we had to have invite

or is that just your view, where some Australians have to wait for the invite and others are allowed to gate crash as they see fit?

So come on in PaulL, I am one of those who waited in the queue for my full-residency invitation, rainier is here as an accident of birth, so he knows no better.

And rainier, more pictures from your family album?

Someone must have saved up their dole cheques to get underwear which co-ordinates.

"So come on in PaulL"

Disgusting!

I feel its only fair to OLO users that you both find a private chat room elsewhere.

I don't think for a moment that Dear Margaret would approve of these licentious shenanigans Col. Big hole in her marble bag or not, I'm sure she would be ashamed of you.

Pull yourself together old chap! (no, not that!