Dear LEGO,

«the Jews are the smartest race on Earth»

Correct, but it is only half the truth, so listen to this story:

Once upon a time, there was a bug in the heavenly AfterLife(TM) automated system, which mistakenly sent a sinner Jew to the gentile's hell.

The Jew found himself with hands tied along a very long table. On both sides of the table sat hungry departed gentiles, hands tied and holding long forks. Arrayed on the table, beautifully set, were the best conceivable delicatessen and the people were salivating, but when they tried to eat, their forks were too long so the food went over their heads and fell behind them.

Seeing this, the Jew asked them: "Hey fellows, such good food, why don't you eat?", so they answered: "are you mocking us? Can't you see, our forks are too long so we cannot reach the food to our mouths!".

"Easy fixed", said the Jew: "You place food on your fork and feed the fellow opposite, then they will do the same and feed you!".

And so, they all ate happily and praised the wisdom of that Jew.

The angels, having heard the commotion, said: "Oh no, there must have been a Jew in here!", so they searched manually, found him and kicked him over to the Jewish Hell.

In Jewish Hell, that sinner Jew found himself in exactly the same situation, except that the departed there were Jewish, so he asked them: "Hey fellows, such good food, why don't you eat?". Again they explained the problem and he told them of the simple solution...

- they all looked at him with disgust and replied: "What? Me feed him??"

On Iran, it has been suggested by a US academic that the replacement of Netanyahu will help President Biden's efforts to resurrect the Obama nuclear deal with that terrorist sponsoring Isamlist country, where streets ring to screams of 'death to America', 'death to Israel'.

2 questions in plain, simple english for the author & all commenters...

Do any of the 100% evil, radical, extreme, ruling, left wing elitists deserve to be heard on any subject, in any forum?

Is it possible to have "good government" if your coalition of parties includes the 100% evil, radical, extreme, ruling, left wing elitists?

Hey look, Yuyutsu. I can do racist jokes because I am a racist, OK? But you are supposed to be a humanitarian social "progressive", and such people are reflexively supposed to be anti racist. It is very naughty of you to tell racist jokes. If your your Chardonnay sucking socialite socialist mates down the wine bar find out that you have been telling racist jokes, you are going to get shunned worse than the Amish do when one of them leaves the fold for the "English" world.

Anyhoo, just remember that only us racists can do racist jokes. Here is one.

Q. Why did the Lebanese boxing team go home before the Olympics started?

A. They found out it was one on one.

Dear LEGO,

«I can do racist jokes because I am a racist, OK?»

No: all one needs in order to make jokes is the talent to make others laugh.

«If your your Chardonnay sucking socialite socialist mates down the wine bar find out»

FYI, I never drink alcohol, only use it as hand-sanitiser - the last time I drank any was when I was 21, with family, so I've never been to a wine bar, well actually once, when I was desperate to find a toilet.

«But you are supposed to be a humanitarian social "progressive"»

Really? Could you please tell me who they are who so suppose, so I can prepare them a nasty surprise?

You may recall that I wrote not once over these pages in opposition to this pseudo-religion of humanism. My views are my own alone, based on my own independent analysis and the ancient spiritual observations of the sages.

«you are going to get shunned worse than the Amish do when one of them leaves the fold»

Oh, I would love the Amish lifestyle, except that they need to be Christians, which I am not. So much for calling me "progressive".

Anyway, have I told you this one:

An Aimish man with his son visit town for the first time, they enter a shopping center where they see an elevator door. While trying to figure out the lighted numbers, there comes an old wrinkled lady, presses a button and enters the door. The door closes and a minute later re-opens and out comes a beautiful young lady. "Son", says the father, "run home quickly and bring Mom here!".