Here is a joke from a muslim:

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."

The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!NEVER!"
So he says "FINE" and he drops her down.
So she's falling and screaming...
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says:"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."

The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"

The Muslim man replies : "Oh God forgive me" and he drops her.

Now that is fine self-aware humour Fellow Human... not only that but it's funny!

Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: 7. 1 to change it and 6 to rant about how it was all a Zionist conspiracy to have light-bulbs that wear out in the first place.

The world's shortest books:
Muslim female tennis champions (swimming teams, stand-up comediennes, astronauts, jelly-wrestlers etc).
Muslim tolerance and honesty.
Self-analysis and Islam.
Practical uses of the burka and FGM.
Muslim Pin-Ups (except, of course Irfan "Mr. Potato-head" Yusef).
Public executions in non-Muslim lands.
mulsim speling bez.
"I'm only showing you this once"- Suicide bomber instructors.

The world's longest books:
Church, bible and library desecration in Islam.
Muslim tyrants and despots.
Hate speeches and mouth-frothing tirades against Jews and Infidel pig-dogs at friday Khutbahs.
"Kill a Jew? Don't mind if I do!" - Various.
"Four wives AND concubines and slave-girls! Knob on, boys". - Muslim blokes-world.
Taqiyya and Kitman in the West.

Thanks reason, I am surprised at people who think we don't have humour.

1. Hasan cannot perform the Ramadan fast-- No matter how hard he tries, he just loves eating.

One day, a group of his friends come up to him on the street.

One speaks, "Hasan, we are your friends, and we have noticed that even though you do not fast for Ramadan, you do join with your family and partake in the predawn meal of Souhour. What we want to know is, if you do not fast, then why even bother with Souhour?"

Hasan replied: "my dear friends, if I cannot do what is compulsory (Fasting) at least I can do what is recommended (sunnah)

2. A Hindu, a Muslim, and a politician are traveling across the country together. In the middle of Kansas, their car breaks down, so they push it to the nearest farm to fix it, but it gets dark by then. They ask the farmer if they can spend the night, and he says, 'Yup. We gots us a guest bed that will hold two of yer, but one of y'all gonna have to sleep in the barn.'

The travelers agreed and the Hindu voulenteers to sleep in the barn. The politician and the Muslim go up to the guest room, but five minutes later, they hear a knock on the door. Its the Hindu, who says, 'Guys, I was lying down to go to sleep, but then I see this cow near me, and my religion won't allow me to sleep under the same roof as a cow.'

The Muslim understands, so he voulenteers, but five minutes later, when the Hindu and politician are getting ready for bed, there's another knock on the door. It's the Muslim, and he says, 'Hey, I'm truly sorry, but I was going to sleep when this pig started oinking near me, and my religion won't let me sleep near a pig.'

The politician finally agrees to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there's another knock on the door. It's the cow and pig.

Numbat and others on a similar line, please read some good books on Western history in university libraries.

Unfortunately over the many years of Western dominance over coloured races, Westerners have been able to stare a coloured man down thinking they have culture and power behind them. But as experienced with our Aborigines, watch their eyes as we should watch the eyes of our Muslims, and see if you can tell the difference between feelings of hurt and hatred. During WW2 in the Middle East, unfortunately, Arabs tended to drop their eyes when they were not much better than lackeys for Western troops, so-called successful Western colonialism and economic imperialism having rendered them that way.

What we are left with in the West, is a worry about a culture that has not made the grade compared to what it was when Westerners were still classed as barbarians and Muslims helped to get us out of the Dark Ages. It is understandable that now like our Aborigines many of these people will lower their eyes to hide their envy and possible hatred, but down deep it is understandable that they would have feelings of some sort of revenge. Thus among Arabs, we have mothers gifting their sons and daughters as suicide bombers to fight for their rights. Also the story about dying for an afterlife with multiple virgins could be mostly a furphy, for what do the young Arab females ever get for giving their lives, but for the gift of giving the ultimate for their people, similar to the Tamil Tiger girl who blew herself up killing young Rajiv Gandhi, leader of India at the time. Surely that girl should not be called scum, as Mr Beazley has intimated for all terrorists.

George C, WA - Bushbred

We were doing well with inclusiveness there for a while ...

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Atheists are accustomed to taking responsibility for their own actions.

Kim