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By Richard Hil, published 7/10/2014

Previously derided for his errant pugilism and relentless negativity as well as his penchant for wearing skimpy Speedos and a swim cap, our PM has shown what a prolonged regime of physical fitness can achieve.

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ODE TO SPINDOC

There once was a boy called Spindoc,
Who frequently played with his Ko..
His father said he’d go blind,
Spindoc said, ‘I don’t mind!’

Later in life Spindoc took a wife,
She said, ‘It’s going to cause strife.
That poor little thing, wrap it in string,
It will make it a little more thrilling!’

So Spindoc did as she bid,
Round and round he spun as he hid.
But alas his treasure soon fell off,
And slipped into a very deep trough.

‘Now what will I do my dear spouse?”
Spindoc asked as he ran from the house.
‘Tie it round your neck by some cotton,
And tell folk your luck has been rotten.’
Posted by David G, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 2:24:42 PM
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‘morning David G,

There you go, humor at last. Well done.

For future reference you might wish to consider refraining from the sixth form obsession with genitalia and sexual deviation. Also family member references like wives are out, but otherwise you have now broken the mold.

Write something humorous into your next post, I’m sure most would enjoy the change
Posted by spindoc, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 2:38:27 PM
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Here's to all you "poets" on this discussion
who have decided to contribute rhymes against
other posters. So here's one for you:

"You guys don't really fly
You can't kiss the sky
The rising sun can kiss the grass
But you dear chaps
Yes You!
Can kiss our Azz!"
Posted by Foxy, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 3:21:11 PM
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cont'd ...

Like the humour?
Posted by Foxy, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 3:22:49 PM
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THE BALLAD OF FOXY.

Foxy, people like us might not fly

But at least we give it a try.

Perhaps we can't kiss the sky

And often we too wonder why.

The world is a mess in distress

To bring a smile is a test.

Foxy, give us a taste of your skill

To applaud you would give us a thrill!
Posted by David G, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 5:49:38 PM
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Dear David G.,

Something to make you smile ...

"The wonderful thing about posters
Is reading their thoughts as they speak
But it's not "How d'you do?"
Like I say to you
It's a pat on the back that they seek.
There are posters of all descriptions
Of every shape and size
Some have giant egos
And great big open minds
Some of them are dark and deep
Their posts are incredibly long
They're grumpy and proud
And they bellow out loud
To show they're mighty and strong!"
Posted by Foxy, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 8:02:21 PM
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