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By Richard Hil, published 7/10/2014Previously derided for his errant pugilism and relentless negativity as well as his penchant for wearing skimpy Speedos and a swim cap, our PM has shown what a prolonged regime of physical fitness can achieve.
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There once was a boy called Spindoc,
Who frequently played with his Ko..
His father said he’d go blind,
Spindoc said, ‘I don’t mind!’
Later in life Spindoc took a wife,
She said, ‘It’s going to cause strife.
That poor little thing, wrap it in string,
It will make it a little more thrilling!’
So Spindoc did as she bid,
Round and round he spun as he hid.
But alas his treasure soon fell off,
And slipped into a very deep trough.
‘Now what will I do my dear spouse?”
Spindoc asked as he ran from the house.
‘Tie it round your neck by some cotton,
And tell folk your luck has been rotten.’