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By Meredith Doig, published 7/9/2010School chaplains are in the business of 'recruiting for Jesus', no matter what they may say publicly.
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Dear runner,
When are you going to humble yourself, admit you are wrong and follow the religion of Jesus? I wrote a song to illustrate that point sung to the tune of the old jazz standard. Get your banjo and join me.
The Imitation of Christ
Six feet two,
Eyes of blue,
Jesus Christ,
He was a Jew.
Has anybody seen my Lord?
Big hooked nose,
There he goes.
Preaching so
That everyone knows.
Has anybody seen my Lord?
Speared in the abdomen
By a Roman
Blood gushing out
Rose from the dead
So it is said
People believe without a doubt
Jesus died
Still a Jew
Still a Jew
So why aren’t you?
Has anybody seen my Lord?
I’m sure you will feel better if you repent, reject the Christian heresy and follow the religion of Jesus.