Paul,
You seem to have as good a knowledge of Scots history as Foxy does of Catholicism; William Wallace was Catholic as was Clan Dougall.
Have another try.

Issy, they are irrelivent facts. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story. So said Rabbie Burns!

Foxy,
You should go down on your Catholic bended knees and give thanks for men with guns.

MEN WITH GUNS! Why is that Issy?

It has been well established that a man with a gun is showing his inadequacy in the sexual department. The gun represents an extension of the male penis. Its firing is a substitute for failed ejaculation during the act of intercourse. How many times in the last fortnight did you fire your gun? You may have been over extended and now require weeks of abstinence.

Paul, now you have explained men with guns what is with women with guns?

Jose'

Women with guns, are women with guns. End of story.

BTW, how are you going on those PURITANS you claimed were an example of good Christians. I can't ask the PEQUOT Indians as the good Christian PURITANS exterminated them all. You were the first to mention the PURITANS.