Good Issy,

We set sail at 0,700 hours, that's navy talk for 3 o'clock in the afternoon, being an old sea dog myself I understand that sort of thing. I hope you're fit, its got to be a good 10 km row from Australia to Switzerland, a lot of it uphill. So set ya cuckoo clock to go off at half past four, or 12 hundred hours, more navy talk from me, don't be late, or I'll sail without you! Yep, a bottle of rum would be nice for our long sea voyage. I'll drink the rum, while you row the boat.

BTW, could you please bring alone a cut lunch, and while you're at it do a couple of Vegemite sangers for me as well, no cheese we'll have plenty of that stuff when we get there.

BBTW do you own a 6 foot run about? We'll need it to sail from Australia to Switzerland.

The eating part is conjecture, after death Hawaiian's went to great lengths to hide the remains of a dead chief for fear of a rival chief stealing his mana, and using it against them.

Dear Paul,

The Hawaiian Islands are so beautiful.

My favourite place is Hilo (NE side of the isle of
Hawaii). Breathaking natural beauty blessed with
dramatic waterfalls, rainforests and blooming
gardens. Incredible place.

Indy, don't forget the Old Farts as well.
Paul1405,
They're a mainstay of society, bureaucrat parasites aren't !

Banjo,
I don’t imagine that people would be fool enough to think that using the UK flag as a symbol on Arms or Flag indicates colonial status for Hawaii, Alabama or any other State or Country.

Let's make Prince Andrew king of Australia and be done with it.