There couldn't be a more useless pursuit than some silly dick driving a car around and around in circles all day long for the entertainment of drunken hoons, morons and rev heads. Oh yes there is, a whole lot of dicks driving a whole lot of cars around and around in circles all day long for the entertainment of whole lot of hoons, morons and rev heads.

Hassy, an ex friend once took me to some stupid car racing. It was worse than watching grass grow, could have got the same thing standing on the side of a highway. I must admit it got the bogans and monkeys cheering. Intelligent people, well, wouldn't have a bar of it, but I can see why it appealed to you. Its not even a sport!