or who's lying...

mhaze,

You forgot to include that I called you are a know-all-know-nothing which I reckon given what you are is a real compliment.

Chris,
A fair dinkum Aussie is the bloke who gives another fair dinkum Aussie a $25 Coles card to buy another fair dinkum Aussies a bag of chicken chippies, its called mateship. I was going to do a bit of Rolf here, but he's not pc these days, so no Rolf. Chris where are my chicken chippies?

Mr O , my specialist field is clover! This sounds like one of those boring ABC quiz shows.

What was the thesis for your doctoral degree? I wrote a half dozen lines on the anatomy of the Wallaby Fly. That got me a high distinction with honours, KCMG and Bar. Now I have the right to wear a funny wig on my head, bet you ain't got one of those?

Dr Paul, well done

Mr Opinion,

I do have formal qualifications. And they are from
prestigious institutions of higher learning. But why are they
so important to you? None of us are asking you for your
CV. All we'd like to see is your contributing something
more to discussions than just questions about our
credentials. How about giving us your definition of
multiculturalism?

Paul, I am happy you refer to a hat on your head for your important study.

I never did, could not be stuffed going to the PhD ceremony