Must admit Issy, I only read your first line. What kind of judge did you know? The biggest pumpkin judge at the Royal Easter Show. What were you an xspurt in? Winning an honourable mention for your homemade pickles at the same show?
What is a plagiarists? Someone who spreads the plague, lots of them around at the moment.

BTW; How are you keep'n me old chum, no shoot'n down to the Gunnie HQ these days to bag a few varmints.... Ah well, we all have to make sacrifices.

Paul,

Since you ask,
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/plagiarist

As to expertize, I am recognized by the High Court (and thus the lesser ones) as a Firearms Expert.

The most notable case, where I refused to appear in Court, but I did give private and unpaid, advice to the lawyers for one party, was the "Milperra Massacre" (so-called but erroneously so, as both sides were armed and of approx equal numbers, but that's the media for you).

The two appeal court judges made a serious blunder. If they had any self respect or honour they would resign.

However, as Labor appointees they probably have neither.

Dear Shadow Minister,

So should the full bench of the High Court have resigned for getting their decision on Lindy Chamberlain wrong?

Mister SteeleRedux, steady on old chap, only if they were Labor appointees! Labor people on the bench, what next, women! Would not do, just not cricket, for any of our chaps from The Club to resign, scandal among the members, you know, frightfully messy, jolly bad show and all that. Such behaviour might be acceptable for those Labor types. Next thing you know you will be wanting our fellows to resign from the polo team. What can you be thinking my good man?

By the way, what was your alma mater? I am certain it was not one of better public schools. Kings Collage old boy myself, there was no riff-raff allowed! That name of yours SteeleRedux, sounds like you are from the Continent, not British, heaven forbid, you are not one of those trades people are you?

Apologise to Mr Shadow-Minister immediately!

Paul,

Here's an interesting Kings Collage.

http://www.saatchiart.com/art/Collage-Kings/665241/2103776/view

Not really to my taste but not bad at all.