Dear Foxy,

I'm just here for the commentary, not the knowledge. If I want knowledge on a topic I'll search out the relevant literature.

I might seem to be bragging about my qualifications but at least I'm being honest about my background and not concealing anything. And most importantly I only claim to have knowledge in areas I have training in. Which is a lot more than I can say about most people.

Hi Foxy, I'll have you know my 3 degrees in Mesopotamian Architecture allowed me after 7 years of diligent application find my true calling in life, and appropriate employment. Its all thanks to Professor Stinkenhymer from the world renowned University of Doshenburg Finnland, you are familiar with the work of Professor Stinkenhymer at his 'Institute of Learning' at Doshenburg. My 3 degrees, were obtained at great expense on my parents part.

Down here at Macca's we are one big happy family. There is Sebastian who has several degrees concerning the life cycle of the three toed sloth, these degrees has given Seb the ability to operate the fry cooker, and there is Cynthia with an honours degree in sand degradation in the Kalahari Desert doing our slurpees and thick shakes, something she would not have been able to achieve without all those years of dedicated study in her chosen field. My degrees have given me that personal confidence to be able to communicate with customers on an intellectual level, I am forever asking people for a deep and meaningful discourse with the call of; "Any cookies with that order?"

Dear Paul 1405,

I thought you were one of the smart ones and here you go proving that I was wrong. I'm definitely having a very bad day on The Forum

Dear Mr Opinion,

If you're here for the commentary - then stick to it.

"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
(Voltaire).

Dear Paul,

You made me spill my coffee. (smile).

Kudos.

Dear Mr Opinion,

Don't take things so seriously.
No one else does. (smile).

Cheer up!

That's right Mr O.

I'm not taking the piss out of you, just a bit of a laugh. Poor old mhaze was sent off to the knackery where they performed a frontal lobotomy or some such thing on the poor old fellas rectum. Now he's home in bed with a nurse....named Ralph! Lets cut the old fella a half an inch of slack, and wish him a speedy recovery. Speedy recovery mhaze.

Its as Foxy said, "Don't take things so seriously. No one else does. (smile).

He said Cheer up, things could get worse! So I cheered up...and sure enough things got worse!