Dear Mr Bunnings,

I would like to nail my mother~in~law to a cross. She is a rather large woman, with a big mouth, about 140kg. She will be hanging in the backyard for several days over Easter, a family tradition. What can you suggest? Should I apply a coat of rust proof paint in case of wet weather? Last year at Xmas, we hung granddad from the cloths line, another family tradition. Unfortunately it rained on Boxing day, and he rusted.

You'll like this one.

I went to K-mart, and asked the kid on the door, where do you keep your door mats?

She replied; "If we have them, they should be in Kitchen."

and I said; "And if you don't have them, where will they be?"

and she relied; "I'm not sure, you can ask at the service desk they should know."

So she couldn't see that the front door mat wasn't there , right in front of her? It must have been fake then. Here's a shocking exposure of fake video in a question to Quora :
"To generate a fake unconfirmed Bitcoin transactions I have seen tons of videos on YouTube but all are scam. Where can I get any working ones?"