You wallet will work far better

I believe each and every TV ad that I see - all 00000000000000000000000000000000000 of them!

Keep your precious eyes and your precious brain intact, don't allow them to be scratched and contaminated by such rubbish - throw out your television set(s) if you still have any and go get a life!

My favourite is the one for (against) using the Emergency Departments of SA hospitals, no doubt especially the one at the new Royal Adelaide Hospital. The doctor/actor exhorts anybody with serious injuries, say broken legs or arms, to go home, lay in bed very quietly, keep their limb straight, get a carer and wait for it to heal. If someone is very ill, see a GP. If it's just a cold, take a few pills and have a good lie-down. And for minor ailments, tough it out. Whatever you do, don't overload the emergency department.

Well, that's my take on it. Given the ramping of ambulances at the new RAH, up to seventeen of them at a time, probably it's all good advice. For god's sake, don't have an accident or get crook in Adelaide.

Joe

I enjoy the McDonalds adds. They show their burgers are big, juicy, plump, delicious burgers. And when I get to my favorite Scottish Restaurant I am pleasantly surprised to discover the burgers are even bigger, juicier, plumpier, and more delicious than portrayed in the advertising. I am also comforted in the thought that one cent in every hundred dollars I spend goes towards building a new house for my favorite, favorite, person of all times, Ronald McDonald.
I often record the McDonalds adds so when I want really enjoyable television I can replay them at my pleasure, for hours on end in fact. If I'm not down at my second home McDonlds Family Restaurant, I at my place blissfully enjoying a McDonalds take home Happy Meal, or three, and watching my favorite TV program of course, the Ronald McDonald Show.
BTW; For all you singles out there, I do believe after all these years Ronald is still unattached. Those rumours about Ronald have a sexual relationship with Grimace are scandaless hog wash, they are only good friends!

I bought a can of fly spray and sprayed it all over myself.
I still can't fly...

I guess they forgot to mention it doesn't work on ugly people.