Toni,

"What, the Isle of Man doesn't get a look in? What did the Manx ever do to you, Is Mise?"

Nothing, I just forgot them. Sorry for that Ellan Vannin!!

Prince Charles has spent a lifetime waiting to be king,
the job he was born to do. Now he has another position to
wait for. The next head of the 53 nation Commonwealth of the
UK and its former colonies. This however won't happen until
he succeeds his mother on the throne.

God Save the Queen for God forbid we get Queen Camilla Park yer Bowels as a sovereign !

Dear Albie,

I'm pretty sure that will never happen.

When Charles becomes king, Camilla will be known
as - Princess Consort, not Queen.

Toni. 20 years ago I was tipping Queeny would outlive Charlie. The odds have shortened considerably in that time, could be a photo finish. Charlie has never found the great pleasures of tobacco like his grandfather, who snuffed his last fag at the age of 56. Queeny comes from a female line of long livers and lovers, her old mom lived in three centuries, not too many do that.
Have you considered they could both go together in a joint suicide pact, that's a bit way out, but it would help the sales of our ailing Aussie gossip mags, a boost for the economy and all that malarkey.

Issy, are you going to include Coney Island, Charlie can open the new ferris wheel, we could have the whole shebang on board, Goofy, Pothead, Porky, The Horse, Harry's Hot Chick, Old Dill Phil, etc etc.

Foxy, without the Commonwealth how would we pick up a swag of gold medals? Like we thrash the Ethiopians at swimming, they are still using floaties! I believe we are the World Champs at the mega sport of lawn bowls. Plus those black people look so nice with their silver and bronze medals, standing below us with our shiny gold ones, we are so inclusive, we could give em' plastic medals, but no, real metal ones, how's that for fairness? As long as they don't want to march around the Peter Beattie Memorial Park when all is over, its all win win...well for us.