Hi there JAYB...

He's got me JAYB - my ruse has finally been exposed. I'm a retired, 'cooks assistant' in a low rent Chinese Restaurant. So best I exercise caution otherwise TTBN will have me deported, shot or something just as grievous? His 'spluttering' affirmation that he doesn't respect me, means he's very annoyed and he's been hurt. But he'll get over. We all do.

I see our friend TTBN has remonstrated with you as well, for daring to refer to him as 'my ol' mate'. Well to be fair, thats where his trouble lies - He's devoid of friends, and of course, it hurts him. As it would hurt anyone of us. He forgets, no man is an island, we're all social creatures, we need friendship, companionship and fellowship. And many of us need love. Surely these are the necessary constituents that bind us all together, I suspect that's why he lashes out at anyone who dares question his opinions or credentials.

Anyway JAYB, he's now outed me - and he's probably given you good advice, perhaps you should check my past contributions where I'm contradictory, abusive and mendacious in every way. It's called being human, We all make mistakes. We make errors, lots of them sometime. And hopefully we learn from them. Anyway it feels so good JAYB, no more pretence, the only issue I can now speak of with some amount of knowledge, is cleaning Chinese cooking Woks and other ancillary utensils! So decide the order of your question(s), and bring 'em on.

O Sung Wu,

Don't worry, I suspect that Ttbn is, in fact, make-believe bullshite, that she doesn't actually exist - either that or she exists only in her own mind.

Clearly, 'Ttbn', whoever you really are, we're all pretty clear on the distinction between Muslim and mentally-ill, even if those two categories do seem to often overlap. We know that when someone yells out "Allahu Akbar" that he/she (oops, no 'shes' yet) isn't a Seventh-DayAdventist, or even a Mormon. If someone waves, or secretly has, an ISIS flag, we know they are not members of Opus Dei or the Mouseketeers.

But it's enjoyable stating the obvious by deliberately 'misunderstanding' it, it's all part of the game: you may not believe it but I see that 'misunderstanding' as taking the mickey out of the Opportunist Left, with their craven suck-up to right-wing Muslim terrorists. Still, for all that, I'd be wary of the mentally-ill, especially if they are waving weapons about or driving in a manner dangerous. Again, terrorism seems to afflict only the male mentally-ill. Only, it seems, the Muslim male mentally-ill. Strange, that.

Cheers,

Joe

O Sung Wu,

Ah, that was you in the 'Thai Man Tide' a couple of weeks back who dropped the Green Curry Barramundi coming out of the kitchen ? Don't worry, we got a second lot for nothing. Four stars !

Cheers,

Joe

Hi (again) LOUDMOUTH...

Yup, that was me Joe! I do some 'moonlighting' occasionally at other restaurants. Did you like the dashing way I whipped out my trusty dishcloth, almost before the Dish even hit the floor; and we had that Green Curry mess cleaned up and away, faster than you can say 'mop 'n bucket'! You see Joe, we masqueraders can be quite adroit with our trusty dishcloths! Seriously, I bet the Restaurateur, wouldn't be too happy with their waiter dropping such an expensive dish?

Yeah, but you should have wrung out that dishcloth further out of sight >:(. It was still tasty though :)

An 83-year-old Australian has died as a result of that mentally-ill man driving through crowds in Melbourne last week.

In Egypt, a mentally-ill man has murdered twelve Coptic Christians while they were praying. ISIS has falsely claimed responsibility, but obviously it' just the work of a mentally-ill man, shouting 'Allahu Akbar !' Nothing to do with Islam, of course, it's the religion of peace. Early this year (or maybe last year?) three hundred Coptic Christians were murdered in a similar way, by mentally-ill people wearing suicide vests.

Earlier this week, mentally-ill people murdered dozens of students in Kabul, mostly Shi'ite Muslims, so obviously it has nothing to do with Islam: surely Muslims don't kill Muslims ?

Mentally-ill men - and a few mentally-ill women - have been involved in tens of thousands of terrorist attacks since 9/11, killing perhaps hundreds of thousands of innocent people.

Surely something must be done to restrict the movements of the mentally-ill ? They do seem to be a danger to innocent people.

Where next ?

Joe