G'day there Chris...

You OK mate? Jimmy FINCH and John Andrew STEWART what an absolute pair eh? If they are, as you say, innocent of the Whisky a go go , well the pair are guilty of everything else! You ever had dealings with either of them Chris?

Did you receive your new gong; 'National Police Service Medal'?

I bet you're glad you are no longer in the job with all this political correctness pervading throughout the ranks? I best be careful with what I say, with all this gender furore and egalitarian believers searching out for us homophobic culprits, desperately hiding among the bevy of true believers? I hope nobody will 'lag' me, I'm too old to be seized by a couple of big 'qu..rs' and forcibly hauled off to a public lavetory somewhere and........?

Stay true Chris, stay true.