leoj,

Seeing as you're obviously into humour, goats, et cetera.

Here's a joke I'm sure you'll appreciate:

There was a bloke who used to live in Mallacoota
where he was so popular with the ladies,
he became known as the "Mallacoota Rooter."

But there was a bit of trouble so he moved to
Nambucca.

Dear Foxy,

Will people ever let up on me ?! You do so much, and then, one goat and it's all over town.

Love,

Joe

Dear Joe,

What can I say?

You're the type of bloke ladies like to root,
blokes want to shoot or electrocute.
A top Aussie bloke.

Dearest Foxy,

I certainly like the first option, not to keen on the others. I knew I should have stayed in Mataranka, like most of the blokes on this thread. There goes the second option too.

Love,

Joe

Dear Joe (Loudmouth),

Some mistakes are too much fun to only
make once.

As Errol Flynn once said, "It isn't what
they say about you, it's what they whisper."

What, only twice then ? If you're on a good thing, stick to it.

Whispering's not what I had in mind ;)