http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc

Dutch people are all liars...

We build way better oceans. Just look at how much ocean we've built between us and everywhere else. We didn't even make the Mexicans pay for it - we built a time machine and made the Spanish pay for it. It's true. Austrians are the best ocean builders, and the best time machine builders. We can build time machines that don't look like archaic English police boxes or DeLoreans, they're great. We don't have ponyparks, it's true, but we do have lots of space in the outback with fun camels to ride and Zero Mexicans, it's great. We might not be as good as the Dutch at creating alternative facts... but can you please put Australia in the running for third place?

Or at least, third last to be bombed?

Dear Tony,

The Dutch have some competition for second place
from Germany,(and practically the rest of Europe).
However I think Lithuania gets it for third place.
Australia may have to wait.

G'day Toni, now hear this, I am very disappointed in you, according to the Forum's Humor Nazi, who you have come across before, his Forum Rule 567 sub-clause 1143 paragraph W, clearly states "Thou shalt not blaspheme The Donald!"

The forum should be a place where we all come together in adulation to praise, and to show our love and respect, for The Donald, The Lovely Pauline and 'Money Bags' Malcolm, well no so much 'Pinko'Malcolm, but the other two defiantly.

I'm not sure if its rule 2018 or 4652, the Humor Nazi will be along shortly to clarify, but its certainly one of them, which deals with frivolity, basically it states "No frivolity!"

I think a fair and just penalty for your indiscretion (first offence) is; You should wrap yourself in our national flag, 'The Donald' and stand in the village square for three days and sing the national anthem 'The Star Spangled Donald' over and over again.
Could you then post a YouTube as evidence that you have done your penance.

p/s BTW, I LOVE IT! I should not have said that, it will cost me a day in 'The Stocks'

That was a terrific video. Just fantastic. I didn’t mind it. I mean, I liked it. But Toni’s right. We build the best oceans, and we’re gonna make New Zealand and Indonesia pay for them.

A lotta people drown trying to breach our oceans. They’ve tried. Can’t do it. Total losers. That’s how we made ‘em. They’re terrific. I like ‘em. They’re just unbelievable.

I love oceans. Never said I didn’t. But look, we need ‘em. Some have tried in vain to cross ‘em, but they failed. They’re dead now. All of them. I like that. I mean, I think I do.

We have the best words.

I simply loved it as well!

O'NYA Europe!

PS: I love oceans too.

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