Comrade Shadow, (formally a wayward 'love child' of the CORRUPTION PARTY (formally The Liberal Party) ) I am totally overjoyed that you have seen the light and rolled over. What are you comrade a Trotskyists or a Stalinists. No matter what, we embrace you, you are now officially a comrade. The Politburo of the party has decreed that from now on Comrade Shadow, shell be known as, Comrade Shadow.
We shall break tofu together (organic of course), we shall hug trees together (not organic but who cares), we shall smoke the weed together (don't matter if its organic or not, weeds weed), we shall hug Bob together (not sure if Bob is organic or not, could be), we shall not hug Tony (regardless that he is organic, like the stuff that comes out of the ends of cows, remember comrade no more Tony hugging , no matter what) I hope you are feeling as warm and fuzzy about this as I am Comrade Shadow. Wonderful, simply wonderful. The sisters send their love, Sister Christine, Sister Sarah and an extra special dose of free love for you from your favorite sister, Sister Lee, and the brothers also send much love for you as well.
Today Comrade Shadow, your first task as a foot solider of the party, handing out HTV's for The Greens in Newcastle, see you there comrade!

Paul,

I am glad that you have come to see the deep and chronic corruption and idiotic policies of the GANGREEN party of Crusty Milne Scott Crudlum and Flea Rhiannon, and wish to associate with parliamentarians with decent morals and rational policies.

My concern is however, that after years of believing the codswallop of the gangreens, that the mental stress caused by changing your thinking process to build policies based on facts might cause some stress and cause an embolism in the unused rational centres of your brain.

Comrade Shadow, outstanding work from you today, your efforts were tireless in campaigning for The Greens. Wonderful, simply wonderful.

I am happy to report that due solely to the efforts of Comrade Shadow, the forces of good, represented by the socialists left have combined to defeat the forces of evil represented by the conservative right. In today's by-elections up Newcastle way the early voting shows

LABOR PARTY 23574 votes
THE GREENS 11490 votes
THE CORRUPTION PARTY (formally the Liberal Party) Zero, Zilch, None, Nothing, not even one vote, not a single bloody vote! Bugsy Baird and The Mob failed to record a single vote, and have been soundly defeated!

This outstanding result is all down to the tireless efforts of Comrade Shadow. I am happy to report that due to his outstanding work for The Party, Comrade Shadow has been awarded 'The Order Of Lenin' and raised to the rank of 'Commissar' The Politburo has decreed that from now on Comrade Shadow (formally Shadow Minister), will be known as Commissar Shadow (formally Comrade Shadow). I believe in no time Commissar Shadow will be Party leader! So Comrade Christine better watch out.

Please take no notice any posts under name of 'Shadow Minister'. Obviously work of CIA and Yankee Imperialist FBI. These evil imperialists capitalists forces are now using secret Yankee computer technology invent by imperialists puppet person named Gates of CIA to bring down great party man 'Commissar Shadow'. So from now on I will act as interpreter for peace loving 'Commissar Shadow'.

Take no notice of post like Posted by Shadow Minister, Saturday, 25 October 2014 8:48:55 AM all is work of Imperialist from CIA secret George Bush agent. I keep you posted!

I see that the corrupt GAN GREEN party only got 11490 votes and zilch zero, bugger all, seats. This was obvious before the election, and was a complete waste of taxpayer's money.

So after all the posturing, the CORRUPTION party of Crusty Milne comes away with a kick in the crotch from the voters. What a laugh.

Please disregard above post. This is work of Yankee Imperialist CIA secret agent Gates!

Party leader Commissar Shadow want me to pass on to all good peace loving people his warmest greetings and much congratulations to THE CORRUPTION FIGHTING PARTY (formally The Greens) for their excellent result in yesterdays By-elections.

Not a single vote for THE CORRUPTION PARTY (formally the Liberal Party).