Poirot,

I can't believe that you are stalking me to give me finger wagging!

However, I cannot take you seriously until you address the individual who has cheerfully admitted deliberately posting childish and inflammatory posts to wind up others, yet seems to froth at the mouth when his posts are mirrored against him.

Until then I will treat your childish Tut Tutting with the scorn it deserves.

Oh Shadow, to think on another thread I promised to love honor and obey the 'holy one', just for you. I even went as far as setting up a shrine in the corner of the lounge room to the much loved Tony. This is how you repay me! With more horrid cut and paste, besmirching the good Green folk with name calling. Brown Eye Bob, Loose Lee, POXY PARKER! I'll have you know Uncle Bob, Aunty Lee and Cousie Jamie are very sensitive people, when they seen your post, it took me hours to console them, the rivers of tears were uncontrollable.
Despite you slings and arrows I am willing to let by-gones be by-gones. Following is a link so you too, like me, can set up your very own 'Tony Shrine'. When it comes to the part about statues of the god and godness, simple substitute statues of Tone and Julie. UNFORTUNATE, I was unable to obtain the said statues of the two exalted ones, however I simple substituted two of Grannies Garden Gnomes 'Noddy and Big Ears' do you think people will have a problem thinking Noddy is female? Big Ears didn't.

http://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Wiccan-Shrine

The kids gave me a new joke book for Fathers Day and a bottle of Penfolds Plonk, it reminded me of Boozy Barry, the plonk that is. Here one for ya!
Doctor, Doctor, everyone hates me.. Don't be silly, not everyone has met you yet!

Sorry about that, SM,

But all I want is you to inject some wit.

I'm up for some entertaining banter - and I suppose my critique is like me throwing rotten tomatoes at a vaudeville act.

Step it up a notch, and I'll happily munch away on my popcorn with barely a murmur.

And we've got this sordid episode being resuscitated...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-08/james-ashby-makes-claims-about-senior-liberal-mp-christopher-py/5726166

"James Ashby, the man who made sexual harassment claims against former House of Representatives speaker Peter Slipper, has claimed Coalition frontbencher Christopher Pyne offered to organise a lawyer for him and assured him of a job."

"But despite that, Mr Ashby renewed the allegations in an interview on Channel Nine's 60 Minutes, telling the program he spoke to LNP MP Wyatt Roy about the harassment, and that Mr Roy then spoke to Mr Pyne on his behalf.

Mr Ashby told the program he kept a diary and recorded visiting Mr Pyne's office.

"Said a lawyer would be paid for as promised and I would have a job - state LNP politics or federal - if I chose to come back," Mr Ashby said."

Loverly.....

Shadow, I have just read your latest post;

<<However, I cannot take you seriously until you address the individual who has cheerfully admitted deliberately posting childish and inflammatory posts to wind up others, yet seems to froth at the mouth when his posts are mirrored against him.>>

Allow me to assist, give me the name of this 'rabid dog' (frothing at the mouth), He may well indeed be a Labor supporter, nay, worse still, a possible Greenie. I will pursue him on your behalf to the ends of the forum, I'll leave no post unturned in my honest attempt to expose this dastardly character. When I have exposed him I will ensure he never ever obtains membership of our august Melbourne Club or any other establishment where honest members of The Liberal Party frequent. No riff-raff allowed!
Shadow I cannot thank you enough for showing me the error of my ways. I am of reformed character, I have now seen the Liberal light. Praise be to Tony!

Erk!.....

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/icac-lifts-suppression-order-on-peta-credlin-and-paul-nicolaou-emails-20140908-10dr7v.html