Shadow, Shadow, Shadow, I tell a story about "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and all you can do is come back with a cockamamie story about "Goldilicks and the Three Hares". I can take insults any day, but your plagiarism of my stories is beyond the pale!
You said <<I have for interest been to meetings of all parties>> You fail to mention a couple of things, when you attended the meeting of 'The Tupperware Party' you had a riveting geopolitical discussion with the good ladies about the best way to store your 'kumquats' in the latest piece of microwaveable safe plastic. Then you attended a meeting of 'The Raving Loony Party', joined immediately, rising to the rank of 'Exalted Party Grand Poohbar' to which position you remain in to this very day.
Us Greens have our standards if you did indeed attend a meeting, obviously you failed to see the sign at the front door "NO RIFF RAFF ALLOWED and that includes SHADOW MINISTERS!"

Paul,

I know that there was no sign excluding riff raff, otherwise it would exclude all greens members and voters. However, there was a large box for developer donations preferably in brown paper bags and small unmarked bills.

All of the below are guilty of accepting a $1.7m bribe

Back handed Brandt,
Rip off Rhiannon,
Mendacious Milne,
Shifty Sarah HY,
Lying Ludlam,
Slippery Whish Wilson, and now
Pickpocket Parker.

A sorry rogues gallery of GREENS CORRUPTION.

So disappointing, SM...

Why are right-wingers devoid of wit?

Yes Poirot, very much so. As a comedian, poor old Shadow just can't cut it. The little tyke just got no humor about him what so ever! Sad very sad. As one of Shadows favorite home grown heroes Andrew Peacock oft would say (with a deep plumie voice) "THIS..is a very seriousssssssss....Matter!".
Interviewer; "But, Mr Peacock no one else is taking this seriously."
Peacock (with a deep plumie voice): "THIS..is a very seriousssssssss....Matter!".

Here is a clip of the Little Tyke himself introducing his very own home grown hero. Nothing has changed He's still got the same haircut and still wearing that suit. Note as 'Toe Cutter' Withers says at the end "Andrew Peacock He de man!"
What ya reck'n Shadow, Peacock would fit right in with the Abbott government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_q2phn_2CQ

A secret recording of a Liberal Party Meeting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCY4H64Jac

Can you pick which one is Shadow.

Parrot,

Why are left whingers so devoid of IQ?

Why does left whinger "humour", or what they find funny extend only to attacks on Abbott, his family, or the coalition, and is often abusive, obscene and wildly inaccurate. Whereas, fun poked at the left is met with outrage, violence and "protests" from "offended" professional protesters.

Paul is delusional if he thinks his thinly veiled insults are funny. His narrative is simplistic, predictable and as intellectually stimulating as pre school fart jokes.

Both of you are so "one eyed" as to make me believe that you have had the entire offending left brain surgically removed.