Not even a good try Paul, let me help you out, I'll try and put it in very simply language that even you can understand.
In New South Wales, we have a little organisation we call the GREENS, I wont tell you what the GREENS stand for as even they don't know, other that to tell you these GREENS people par-tici-pate in CORRUPTION, corruption a big word for you. I'll explain CORRUPTION, its things naughty little boys and girls do that they shouldn't be doing. In the GREENS there have been some really naughty boys and girls doing naughty, naughty things and the nice people in Astralia have found out about those naughty things those naughty children have been up to.
The naughty boys and girls are easy to find, because they all live in the central suburbs, dreaming up silly ways to spend other peoples money, there is Brown eye Bob Greens (the stop all development greens) and Lee Stalinist Liberal (kill all the Jews Green), and other Greens, they are all from the greens family, these naughty corrupt little children. I think they deserve a good spanking, what do you think? And I think Mr and Mrs Voter are going to do just that next March, give these naughty Greens children on hell of a hiding.

The Latest on Labor corruption are allegations that not only was Shorten involved in trying to cover up Juliar's involvement in the AWU scandal, but he was also directly involved in the HSU elections.

Is the best that Labor has a corrupt Union heavyweight?

Shadow, Shadow, Shadow, I don't mind your pathetic argument you put up in defense of the rotten to the core NSW Liberal Party. In fact I would go as far as to say your party, and the rotten to the core NSW Labor Party have so much rottenness in common the two parties should amalgamate and form the NSW Rotten Party, you should even go as far as reinstalling Boozy Barry as your party leader, and make Grubby Eddie your party patron. I don't even mind that you are a poor misguided conservative, I have sympathy for you, I think you are basically an honest person who must be devastated to know that the party you have supported and donated to, has deceived you, that it is in reality a gangster party. run by crooks, shysters, swindlers and scoundrels and that's just me making reference to the more honest party members, words fail me for a description of the rest of the criminal bunch! You would be better off voting for The Hells Angles Party, at least they would be more honest than those scoundrels in the Liberal Party.
However, I hate to mention it for the humptheenth time, but please stop plagiarising my funny material, think up your own!

Paul, Paul, Paul, I don't mind your pathetic argument you put up in defense of the rotten to the core Greens Party. In fact I would go as far as to say your party, and the rotten to the core Labor Party have so much rottenness in common the two parties should amalgamate and form the Rotten Party. (formal known as the Labor greens alliance.

You should even go as far as reinstalling Brown eye Bob as your party leader, and make Grubby Eddie your party patron. I don't even mind that you are a poor misguided socialist, I have sympathy for you, I think you are basically an honest person who must be devastated to know that the party you have supported and donated to, has deceived you, that it is in reality a gangster party. run by crooks, shysters, swindlers and scoundrels and that's just me making reference to the more honest party members, words fail me for a description of the rest of the criminal bunch! You would be better off voting for The Hells Angles Party, at least they would be more honest than those scoundrels in the greens Party.

However, I hate to mention it for the humptheenth time, but please stop plagiarising a 4 year old's material, think up your own!

The extra scandal is Bill Shorten's attempted coverup of Juliar's corruption. He should resign immediately.

Another attempt by those rotten corrupt NSW Liberals to bad mouth Australia's finest Senator LEE RHIANNON. This time it was Liberal grub Peter Phelps in the Legislative Council. Phelps is the same clown who reckons the Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet was a good bloke.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-13/nsw-liberal-mp-defends-dictator-augusto-pinochet/4955594