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Poirot, I’m all better. I had a dose of castor oil and then a DYI tension-release, with the aid of that Penthouse magazine that I bought in Yungaburra!!

All is good now…..until tonight, when those horny little gremlins will come out and take over my brain again!!

Ooow, the night cometh. Oh uh, I can feel them twitching!!

Dear Poirot,

Thank You for the picture of the Appollo and Daphne
sculpture by Bernini. It's truly magnificent.
I'm going to try to get hold of a print of it from
an Art Gallery.

There's a sculpture that may be of interest to you.
It's in Botanical Park, Palanga, Lithuania,
called, "Egle - Queen of Serpents." Palanga is a
sea-side resort in Lithuania. Egle is one of the
oldest faery tales in Lithuania - and she ends up
turning into a tree - the spruce (or Christmas tree).

Anyway, it's an interesting sculpture:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Palanga_-_Egle_the_Queen_of_Serpents.jpg

Oh FFS, that should have been DIY );>(

Hrrrgh!

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Sure is Lexi. I am highly reluctant to put any clothes on until I see your portrait. I’ve been nude all day! True!

Driving nude from Townsville to Melbourne? No problem!

See you soon!

Ludwig,

A Penthouse magazine? - in the infirmary? - under Matron's auspices?

What about the Beano comics?

Lexi,

Wonderful sculpture, a powerful work - thanks for that : )

Yes Poirot, Chloe is beautiful, & the painting is exquisite, quite different to Penthouse.

In the mid 80s I had an occasion to have to take charge of our large reef trip boat. The skipper had turned up dead drunk, I think probably direct from his all night birthday party, so I sent him home.

When there were some noises from the crews of the larger boats that they would strike if I as management skippered the thing, I pointed out that management could either skipper the boat, or sack the drunken crew, the noise subsided.

When looking through the bridge cupboards for something, I found a stack of US Penthouse. At that time the US product was much more explicit than the tamer Oz product. I was amused to realise I was actually shocked, not at the photos but at the fact that somebody had gone to the effort to get these things from the US.

There was absolutely no similarity between those Penthouse images & that of Chloe.

I also made a mental note to keep a close watch on what work was getting done, & by whom, on rostered maintenance days.

Dear Ludwig,

Be careful with nudity.

Here's a joke that explains why:

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he takes off his clothes
and starts wandering around. A gorgeous
petite blonde walks by him and the man
immediately gets an erection. The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him
grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call
for me?"

Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here; let me explain.
It's a rule that if I give you an erection, it implies
you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to
the side of a pool, lays down, and happily lets him
have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilites. He enters a
sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few moments a
huge, horrible, corpulent, hairy man with a firm
erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The
huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob says,
"No, what do you mean?"

"You must be new here. It is a rule that when you fart,
it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily
spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and
sodomizes him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by
the smiling naked receptionist. "May I help you?"

Bob says, "Here's your card and key back. You can keep
the $500 membership fee."

"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours. You only
saw a small fraction of our facilities."

"Listen lady, I am 67 years old. I get a hard-on once a
month - but I fart 15 times a day!"