<< Ludwig, I had no idea you were just a kid. Here I have been, all this time, thinking you were a mature member of society. This of course explains a lot.>>

Hell no, I’m no mature member of society! Pfff. Once a horny teenager, always a horny teenager.

Been one now for forty years!!

<< Our morals, & acceptance of more nudity to day is just a symptom of our recovery from the prudish Victorian era. >>

I totally agree. But some would argue that it is a sign of the corruption of morals and the impending collapse of society! ( :>o

Phoowey to that!

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Oow Lexi, can I come around some time and have a perve. Er.. I mean; an artistic appraisal of your portrait?

Dear Ludwig,

Of course you can but there's just one condition.
You have to take your clothes off to do it.

Ludwig, lexi,

It's a curious thing that when you're drawing a nude you're only concentrating on the lines and the shadows - trying to fashion a three dimensional figure in two dimensions. I get just as much kick when I'm drawing a cathedral or some such entity. Drawing Gothic vaulting or a flying buttress is just as satisfying as drawing a.....

Dear Poirot,

I know what you mean.
Writing short stories has the same effect on me.
And I've just been inspired ...

My next short story will be on ... ;-)

Woohoo Lexi, they’re already off in anticipation!

<< Drawing Gothic vaulting or a flying buttress is just as satisfying as drawing a..... >>

Uhh! Poirot, I’d much rather draw a …. any day!

Photograph…

Touch….

Play with…

Oh hold on. I’m heterosexual……….aren’t I??

<< It's a curious thing that when you're drawing a nude you're only concentrating on the lines and the shadows >>

I’d be conthentrating on the length and the shape, daaaarling!