Ha ha ha very good but before you assign political entities to characters, you had better read their past history else the chacterisation falls over in a spectacular manner. One example . The day Bill shorten gets anywhere, we're all in Mordore. This guy was one of the biggest union thugs and standover criminals the union movement ever recruited, only other one above him in criminal tactics was victoria's John Halfpenny. If you had seen this guy speak at a closed union meeting, you would have pulled out a gun and shot him on the spot, I kid you not. He probably has a copy of 'mien kamph' as pride of place in his library. I'm over 60 and I remember this low life like it was yesterday.

Lexi:

From the subliminal to the supraliminal!

pepper this will be the last time we speak.
We have I think spoken before your lost nature has the DNA of another.
How long did it take you to fabricate your slander.
You never in your life heard this bloke, you understand nothing.
Halfpenny, if active in Shortens time would have been his mortal enemy.
Shorten like myself is from a faction of the Union/ALP that hates communism, me a follower he a leader.
I could say much ,you however would not understand.
On nothing but your post history you are the type who must come here because no one will listen in life.
Try truth, look now for an excuse, you will need one.
See Bill Shorten, man of the right, is and never was the lie you brand him with.
Your bitter slanders prove you care little for honesty truth understanding.
good by yet again.

Your enemy stands before you look in to the mirror

Dear Diver Dan,

So pleased that you agree.
Its far better than:
"From the sublime to the mindane!"

Cheers.

Dear Poirot,

Thanks. I loved them all!
And will use then again in future.