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What's so funny?

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Love puns. Thank you stevenlmeyer and morganzola. Special mention to Lexi - that was a stunner.

But I heard that Beethoven's sign also said, at the bottom, in smaller letters...

"Offenbach sooner..."
Posted by Pericles, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 3:19:26 PM
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What did Beethoven do when he returned to his store after Beatling off to the local Coles?

He turned the Handel on the door and walked right in.
Posted by stevenlmeyer, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 3:41:06 PM
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But stevenlmeyer, on Debussy on de way home, things began to unRavel... when somebody asked him a Fauvre.

Alas! He had no Ticket to Ride.
Posted by morganzola, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 5:02:03 PM
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He attempted to Borodin a few coins from a fellow passenger, but was told to Rachmaninoff in no uncertain terms....
Posted by Poirot, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 5:20:27 PM
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One night he got very Bizet trying to Keep The Customer Satisfied. He had a Hard Day's Night. Fortunately his housekeeper, Mrs Robinson, made him a nice cup of tea. Ain't She Sweet?

His young chauffeur, Baby Driver, took him home and soon he was Sleepin' Like A Log.
Posted by stevenlmeyer, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 5:36:10 PM
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Ah, Sleepin' Like A Log, California Dreaming,
trying to make the plump ladies see
the error of their weighs.
Posted by Lexi, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 9:47:13 PM
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