Australian “Idiom” to the rescue:

Bucks and sheilas (close to a complaint).

But safer is;

OK you bunch of dags,

Pack of nurds, dills, Galahs, yobbos, deros, dunny rats .

and more unmentionables.


Easily an appropriatly safe greeting for every occasion!

Ladies and Gentlemen, is rather sexist.
Philo,
what's sexist about that ? It's classist yeah but sexist ? Those who have nothing more to worry about than this nonsensical PC crap I suggest go out into the real world & fend for yourself for a week rather than depend on our tax money.

You guys do realise this is a spoof?

Individual:

I am into “oronyms” today. Here’s one for you; hope it helps!

“There’s a bathroom on the right”
“There’s a bad moon on the rise”

An “oronym", diver dan?

>>“There’s a bathroom on the right”
“There’s a bad moon on the rise”<<

When they refer to popular songs, I have always called them mondegreens.

http://wordinfo.info/unit/3347/ip:8/il:M

But thank you for introducing me to the generic term, I hadn't come across it before..

Pericles:

Oh, the purity of linguistics! No worries.