Joe Hockey today made me laugh,still chuckling.
See he both stated Tassy independent and the greens are in coalition with Labor then claimed his rabble have more votes and seats.
Yes know Boazy you wanted to stay away from politics but it was funny.

Humorous Experiences?. Here's my blog, it has most of my randomness there, but I must warn you guys it contains language that would straighten Graham's short and curly's. Some of the stuff I post there get's watered down to put here. I'm much different there to what I am here. Not your typical Christian, you could say. I must say again, I tell it EXACTLY how I see it, in my own space.

http://mokoreturns.blogspot.com/

Gee Foxy, how long does it take you to go to the shop to do your shopping?

Dear AGIR,

I'm glad that you liked my anecdote about
the ALDI Supermarket.

I've got another one for you:

A man met a stunning blonde and decided he wanted
to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's allright, we'll learn about
each other as we go along."
So, she consented, they were married and off they
went on a honeymoon at a luxurious resort.

One morning they were lying by the hotel pool,
when he got up off his deck-chair, climbed up
the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,
followed by three rotations in the pike position,
at which point he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back
and lay down on the deck chair.

She whispered, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic Diving Champion.
You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other
as we went along."

So, she got up, jumped into the pool and started doing
laps.

After 75 laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down
on her deck chair and was hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was amazing. Were you an
Olympic Endurance Swimmer?"

"No," she smiled. "I was a prostitute in Mildura,
but I worked both sides of the Murray!"

Dear Hasbeen,

Hee, hee, it takes me ages, especially
at ALDI!

And, along those lines:

A husband and wife are shopping in their
local Woolworths.
The husband picks up a carton of Fosters
Beer and puts it in their trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?"
asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,"
he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them,"
demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on, the woman picks up
a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?"
asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,"
replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So do the 24 cans of Fosters,
and they're half the price!"

Dear Foxy

You are more than AGIR deserves for his niggardly thread - expecting others to find anecdotes without starting with one of his own until AFTER your good self provided one - I agree with Johnny's point.

You are the most generous spirit and your joke about the Olympic swimmer and the prostitute hilarious.

Here's an actual experience that occurred to me when I was 16. Walking down Swan St Richmond, feeling fantastic in my new mini-dress - I was a hit: young man driving a Valiant crashed into a parked car trying to get my attention.

I expect Houllie & Co to be really upset about my favourite anecdote - they like to think I am a vile old crone, heh heh.

Now, I have some sad news for Foxy, CJ Morgan and others who doubtless feel great love for one of our long term contributors, Examinator has asked me to let you know that he won't be returning to OLO - he would love to contact you via email. Remember his moniker and the Gmail address and you should be able to work it out.

Examinator

I do hope you are reading this and reconsider - however, I am sure people who have followed events, will understand your decision.

Whenever I saw that Examinator had made a post I would always link to it, instead of pressing the delete button as I regularly do with some posters who are merely here to abuse or sermonise.

You always had something worthy to say - whether not I always agreed with you; you made me think, you challenged me and you did it all with great humour. Just knowing there are people like you in this world fills me with hope; a virtue that is among the best of humanity.

Love to you and all you hold precious.