Oh pelican you disappoint me. I thought you had some comprehension of my work. You don't want to slip down to the malaise down in that level with Foxy and the others with the struggles they're having in the absence of antiseptic. Their world is all out of balance, I really fear for their future. Perhaps another anti-hero will again bless them and enrich their lives.

I give ratings to encourage those posters. I (dare I say it, yes I must!) 'incentivise' (Ooh your public service heart is soaring) posters to aspire to better entertain me through my ratings. I make no demands on their prose. Although, if you think I'm inconsistent, even self-contradictory, well, I take the compliment. The best and most interesting people I know share this trait.

Foxy,

As I've said before, life is one big joke and everyone is here for my amusement. I know you're desperate to see where you stand in my list, even within the admittedly modest level your contributions place you. Maybe some other time I will get around to a fuller assessment of the more prolific posters. But undoubtedly you are quite happy with your gamma friends, conditioned as you are to associate quaint table manners as a measure of superiority.

Oh, and I must give a nod to cornflower.
Recently he (let's face it, nobody believes he's a she) has accurately and succinctly summed up the issue at hand, or identified the issue that should be at hand. Made a few authors look silly, and isn't that what it's all about. Perhaps most improved.

I've often thought I should say something at the time, but I haven't wanted to disrupt his mojo.

Dear Houellie,

Yes, it is all about YOU!

Houlley

"(Ooh your public service heart is soaring)"
Oh thou woundeth me. :P